Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

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Variise

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Zapatta said:
Suspected? That fucktard was trying to sell it like it was a new car. He had full press packet copypasta on hand for every occasion. He was probably promised free ships and a Playboy mansion space station for how hard he was working it.

Fucking Space Amway.
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And you're just stupid enough to think being informed is an insult.
 
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Variise

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Grim1 said:
I still hope this comes out and is a good game.

Never funded this. Was going to but by the time I got around to it they had millions in the bank already. I like to fund games / etc that I like and I think need the help.

Chris doesn't need my money. Sounds like they need some help though, this is not going well.
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They need more technical artists.
 
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Skanda

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Variise said:
And you're just stupid enough to think being informed is an insult.
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Lumi considers himself "informed" too. Reposting Star Citizen press releases is pretty much on the level with reposting Nigerian Scam emails hoping that you may sucker one or two.
 
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Variise said:
They need more technical artists.
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Yay! The professor is back! I very much missed your lectures about how "game development really works" as I am so ignorant of the topic. Please, o' wise one, I need further education as to how my ignorance of game development leads to my misunderstanding of Chris Roberts' genius.
 
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Skanda

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Trick question. Chris Roberts doesn't need to be told what's fun. He knows already! Now pull down your in game pants and get squatting.
 
Punko

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will i need to wipe manually, or be able to buy a jpg of a japanese toilet?

if its manual only my pal with 3 kids wil have an unfair advantage
 
Zapatta

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Didn't Variisr announce he was wasting his time here and say he was gonna fuck back to where ever? Pretty sure that occured more than once over the history of the thread.

I guess he went to the Chris Roberts school of following through...
 
Aaron

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I'm just waiting for some Tumblerina to get triggered by the male/female only option, demand a tranny gender, then they implement it complete with the need for regular dilations and a suicide by space police option.
 
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Palum

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Kiroy said:
This game is gaming's Darwinism.
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Punko said:
will i need to wipe manually, or be able to buy a jpg of a japanese toilet?

if its manual only my pal with 3 kids wil have an unfair advantage
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Actually no, you'll need to collect the raw materials, then smelt them into metals, and forge the components required to build your personal space ass-cleaning device.. But before you can use it you'll also need to create the solar energy collectors to store enough energy to power the PAC (Personal Ass Cleaner).. Then and only then will you be able to fully enjoy the complete fecal evacuation simulation elements of Star Citizen.
 
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Reht

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Or you can buy an Asschute 3000 add-on for your ships and hanger for $500
 
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Ridas

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I hope the cheapest version is a poopsock and a bottle, which gives you minus charisma.
 
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Punko

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lets keep it serious, this is a 150.000.000$ project we are discussing

nope, jk, at least its delivering in entertainment value if nothing else
 
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