Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
khorum

khorum

Murder Apologist
24,338
81,363
Khalan_sl said:
solo hero on dessert planet...
Click to expand...
Cakecuscant:

PlanetaryCakes21.jpg
 
Hoss

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
<Gold Donor>
27,221
15,362
Coruscant is a big planet-wide city. That's more like Cakeooine or Cakeonosis.
 
Z

Zignor 3_sl

shitlord
180
1
khorum_sl said:
Huh. Wellp I guess I'm in the minority "It's gonna fucking suck" camp then.

Here's to being pleasantly surprised.
Click to expand...
Are you really that much of an Abrams hater?

I honestly can't see this movie being any worse than "just okay". Granted, the first Star Wars sequel in 33 years better be much better than just okay, but it's gonna fucking suck? Based on what?
 
Caliane

Caliane

Avatar of War Slayer
15,327
11,627
Zignor 3_sl said:
Are you really that much of an Abrams hater?

I honestly can't see this movie being any worse than "just okay". Granted, the first Star Wars sequel in 33 years better be much better than just okay, but it's gonna fucking suck? Based on what?
Click to expand...
based on thats its been 33 years since Starwars? I mean, sure Mad Max made us forget like 99% of sequels suck balls, and 99% of long dead franchises suck balls...
 
Hoss

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
<Gold Donor>
27,221
15,362
The Edge_sl said:
That's Jupiter, brah
Click to expand...
I knew it wasn't a star wars planet brah. Just keeping it in the spirit of the thread and giving some possible SW planets it could be since it was presented as if it were coruscant.
 
Miguex

Miguex

The lad himself
<Gold Donor>
2,246
1,806
Seriously, so much deliciousness, that Falcon hitting the snow FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
gauze

gauze

Molten Core Raider
1,092
373
Just remember guys


Fawe_sl said:
The "spoilers" above are easy guesses for sure, but Ren killing Han doesn't mirror New Hope. Ren would have to kill his "Master", which is certainly not going to be Han. Also, It really seems like Ren and Rey are going to be siblings, and their parents are most likely going to be Han & Leia, so I doubt Ren kills his own Dad.

Luke probably has no offspring and is most likely to be the "Master" and to eventually face off against Ren. Of the old cast, he's most likely to be killed first. Maybe Han dies too somewhere, but seems a bit overloaded if you kill off all the old timers in the first episode. I expect Luke or Han to make Ep 8, and I'm expecting just one of them to die in Ep 7. Gotta keep the emotional shit spaced out.

In the trailers we see Ren almost slicing Rey's head off. IMO he stops himself since she's his sister. Maybe he feels the force in her or some shit if he's not sure right away they're siblings. Or maybe he's proving a point to her and wants her to join him on the dark side.

Can't wait.
Click to expand...
Maybe I stayed on fixated theory about Benicio Del Toro's character as a villian, but I remember it playing him a much grander villain to the new trilogy, so all my ideas kinda keep falling back to the importance to his character, or the possibility of who his character actually is. I have a feeling Ren is going to be a pawn or a make-shift sith of some sort, a Darth Maul style character and the two carrying players will end up being Hux and Phasma.
 
Royal

Royal

Connoisseur of Exotic Pictures
15,077
10,643
Rey asking BB-8 where it was from and saying "Me to" when it answered "Classified" made me go hrmmmm ...
 
Gamma Rays

Gamma Rays

Large sized member
4,004
9,585
It only has too be an okay movie . . . because then it'll be an okay STAR WARS movie which will be fucken great!!!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.