Based on this movie, VIII will have ultra mega Death Star, and IX will have super mega ultra Death Star. People will rave that they're every bit as good as the originals, for another three or four years, then realize that they're not that good at all and never admit to anyone how much they originally loved them.
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)
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Outside of some pacing issues+copypasta, my biggest complaint about the movie was Finn. I kinda wonder if you could cut Finn out of the movie entirely and insert Poe into his roll. How different would the movie have been if Poe hadn't been caught at the beginning of the movie, and instead of Finn getting him off the ship, Poe escapes into the desert and eventually runs into Rey on his own? Seems as simple as torturing Max Von Sydow's character for the information instead of Poe.
Throughout the movie, everything about Finn didn't make a lot of sense to me. Why was someone who had been a Stormtrooper all his life start cracking wise the second he talked to someone who wasn't an Imperial? Essentially none of his entire life of being a Storm Trooper shines through in any of his actions the entire movie. I also thought there were some clear over acting moments. He had known Rey for about 45 minutes and he's suddenly REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYing at the ship as Ren flies away with her? C'mon.
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Throughout the movie, everything about Finn didn't make a lot of sense to me. Why was someone who had been a Stormtrooper all his life start cracking wise the second he talked to someone who wasn't an Imperial? Essentially none of his entire life of being a Storm Trooper shines through in any of his actions the entire movie. I also thought there were some clear over acting moments. He had known Rey for about 45 minutes and he's suddenly REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYing at the ship as Ren flies away with her? C'mon.
My 2c
Morrow
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Apparently, according to new canon. As soon as they topple the Emperor's statue at the end of ROTJ, riot police/stormtroopers storm the area and disperse the crowds and reinstate order. So it's probably still under Imperial control.
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You're a god damn retard.
1. we have no fucking clue how much training he has.
2. the repressed memories and force sensitivity to the lightsaber plus allusions to prior training, does not say she just picked up a lightsaber.
3. he took a god damn bowcaster blast to the side that blew normal troopers 15 feet backwards.
get rekt homo
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Zindan
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The movie was good. I would place it higher than RotJ simply because I think the Ewoks ruined that movie.
Really seemed they like made Kylo weaker just to make Rey seem stronger. Kylo was able to stop an energy beam in midair..yet while injured he decides to have a couple swordfights...just force hold and stab, end of story. =/
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kegkilla
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like, the black kid got his ass beat by a storm trooper the first time he tried to use the lightsaber. then he holds his own against Kylo Ren. fucking stupid on so many levels. the more i think about it, this is just a Disney princess movie disguised as Star Wars.
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Kylo Ren Power Shitz:
He feeds off peoples fear and anger. That's why he's awesome when his troopers take down a village and a village is about to be burned to the fucking ground and everyone is fearing for his life. That's why he eventually could break Poe. That is why he couldn't own them in the lightsaber battle. They weren't scared. Finn and Rey both had "Bring it, fggt" face on and Ren was already hurt and couldn't focus. If he could have he would've zoomed that fucking lightsaber into his hands in 0.5 seconds. He harnesses the dark side to empower himself, Rey uses it to defend herself. That is why he fails. Classic sword vs shield shit.
