Yeah or the myriad of other massive mistakes from ep 4,5,6.You guys are going to be pissed when you find out Tie Fighters don't make noise in space either.
I thought the film pretty clearly showed that Kylo Ren thought alot more of himself than anyone else did and he was not at all the badass he tried to be. It was kind of one of the main points/twists of his character; that he WANTED to be like Vader (and the viewer expects him to be that way) but he was really a pissant tantrum-throwing apprentice who was being humored by his betters and who ended up getting his ass kicked by someone stronger in the Force than himself. I am guessing the only reason Snoke tells Hux to pull his ass off Starkiller Base is to use him to get Rey, as Han hinted at.I
And the final fight scene was pretty unbelievable, even if Ren was wounded. You cant have this guy be a badass throughout the whole film and then be bested by a "desert scavenger" who isnt even an apprentice..
Is it cannon to what a canon though?I want to shoot anyone who says "cannon" instead of "canon" out of a "cannon." I'm gonna need a lot of gunpowder though, because there's quite a few of you.
That was a definite JJ wink at the audience moment there. I chuckled.As an astronomer I laughed out loud when they doubled-down on the "kessel run in 12 parsecs" bit from the original Star Wars by mentioning it again there "I heard he made the kessel run in 14 parsecs" "14? It was 12!"
I love how most of the video games are setup with the fact that "dude gets really good at force powers really quickly" aka Kyle katarn, Jedi academy dude, Starkiller etc. But Rey getting tolerable in force powers under duress over the course of the movie is "mary sue". Spending 10 years salvaging scrap so she knows how to fix things is "mary sue". Being in a bloodline of fucking incredible pilots is "mary sue" and not "overt plot point"Yeah even when i was a kid i knew that the death star was a piece of fucking cardboard with silver paint. I'm 31 years old and saw starwars for the first time when i was 6 - 8 "Prime super awesome rose colored glasses imprint mode" and I don't think of the first 3 movies as the messiah.
You faggots droning on about pacing, jesus you geriatric fucks you can't handle 2 hours of excitement. The fuck do you want a 10 minute dialogue on how the force works? Last i heard you hated the midichlorian explanation that was a nice slow languid shut the fuck up pace you're looking for?
Bad guy isn't super ++ awesome pure evil cooking children over a fire in every scene? Oh no, he actually has an interesting backstory, and real emotions. God what an emo fagget. Never mind the fact that after 5 minutes of screen time with luke after he cut off his fucking hand Vader's all like " I LUV U SON!!!11 brb betraying everything i've ever done for the last 20 years for LOVE".
Oh and we're still going to be butt mad about Rey having powers and oh "shes a mor poerful jediz in liek 20 seconds wtf so unrealistic". Despite the fucking fact the movie holds your goddamn hand and shows you that she trained with the force with luke on the island. She can't beat the bad guy in a force pull off despite the fact dude just got shot by a blaster and was losing focus like crazy. " nope can't hear you lalalala nothing can ever be better than the 1st trilogy lalalalalalala "
Please do us all a favor and be content that after your professional film critique that you're considering putting this movie on par with TPM and don't watch anything else that has a starwars label. Its just clear that it will never be worthwhile to watch anything starwars other than the first 3. Never take your rose colored glasses off.
I've seen the term Mary Sue thrown around here a lot and have no idea what that's really supposed to mean. TV Tropes says it's derogatory term for someone trying to insert themselves into a fanfic scenario. But Rey is the main character and those are her character traits and explanations for her character traits. How is that "Mary Sue?" It's just her character.I love how most of the video games are setup with the fact that "dude gets really good at force powers really quickly" aka Kyle katarn, Jedi academy dude, Starkiller etc. But Rey getting tolerable in force powers under duress over the course of the movie is "mary sue". Spending 10 years salvaging scrap so she knows how to fix things is "mary sue". Being in a bloodline of fucking incredible pilots is "mary sue" and not "overt plot point"
Plus all the explanations for things have never really been the main movies deal. That's what the books and comic books and cartoons and future TV series are for. Which now that I have seen the movie, I am really on board to see what happens in-between.
It basically means that the character can do everything and anything and is the strongest smartest best character and is infallible and blah blah blah. She ain't that. However she COULD go that way, but as of right now she is squarely in the "great protagonist" field for me. ...and a better actor than 1977 Mark Hamil.I've seen the term Mary Sue thrown around here a lot and have no idea what that's really supposed to mean. TV Tropes says it's derogatory term for someone trying to insert themselves into a fanfic scenario. But Rey is the main character and those are her character traits and explanations for her character traits. How is that "Mary Sue?" It's just her character.
You're so fucking wrong it's unbelievable. The first Star Wars movie was nominated for 11 Academy awards including best picture, best supporting actor, best director, and best screenplay. It also won 6 Academy awards for art direction, sound, film editing, costume design, visual effects, and original score. It was critically acclaimed, and loved by just about everyone who saw it. That's why it made over 400 hundred million dollars way back in 1977 when ticket prices were a fraction of what they are now.Yeah or the myriad of other massive mistakes from ep 4,5,6.
The real problem is that our entitled generations aren't half as smart as they think they are, and their memories suck. Original films were Harry Potter in Space, cited for wooden acting, poor Sci-Fi, unoriginal villain, derivative stories, etc... but they were still positively reviewed as fun family films during the Cold War. Adults were fairly "meh" on the movies, the kids are what made it a huge, huge success. Star Wars wasn't winning any awards for stories or acting in the 70's or 80's either, yet here we are today with this weird ass complaints just to well....complain. It almost proves Lucas right.
Film was great. Just behind Empire because you aren't going to beat Empire yet.