Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

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Khane

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Sewing two hackeysacks together? Crazy talented.

Sorry, it was right there
 

Lenardo

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hey they are cute.

so who is REY?

Han and Leia's Daughter?

Luke's Daughter?


i am pretty sure- without going into much research- she is the only survivor from Luke's Jedi School besides Ren(who killed all the others), and she was force suggested/hypnotized to go into hiding and blah blah blah.

be interesting what they do next movies.

i didn't like finn's character all that much.
 

Void

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I saw this opening night, and then the next night on IMAX (mainly an issue with me being too lazy to drive 30 miles just to return the tickets that I bought online but apparently can't be returned except at the actual box office, so if I'm going to drive that far, might as well just watch the fucking movie), but this thread really exploded and I just now caught up with everything. I enjoyed the movie a lot and was quite happy seeing it that second time, but my comment is in regard to the Starkiller Base.

I have seen dozens of references to it devouring the sun for the shot and how stupid it would be to have a one or two shot superweapon, and only Gavinmad recently mentioned the possibility of it not draining the entire thing. When I was watching it both times, I never even considered that it actually sucked the sun dry to the point of destroying it, I pictured it as a perpetual battery type of thing. You siphon off as much energy as you need to charge the weapon, and then you have to wait for the sun to recharge itself before siphoning it again. That way you've at least got a plot reason for them not shooting it over and over. And the sun "going dark" is just a convenient visual effect for us to know how much time we have left before the good guys are fucked.

Sure, it doesn't make a hell of a lot of sense, but nothing about that base does, and it makes a lot more sense than a one-and-done superweapon too. It is interesting how almost everyone assumed it was entirely consuming the sun, as I'm the only one I've spoken to in person or that I remember reading about in this thread thinking the opposite. Even if I'm right, that statistic alone shows that they needed to do a lot better job of explaining it, even if it was just a throwaway line like, "When the sun goes dark it still has enough nuclear reaction to restart itself, but if we go beyond that it will never recover, or go supernova, or black hole, or whatever."

Still, I have to think that was the intention, even if they failed to clarify it. Otherwise that base makes even less sense than it already does.
 

Gavinmad

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Meh. The whole dumbass thing was just a contrivance so they could use the name Starkiller. There is no way the superweapon wouldn't have stood out as being retarded.
 

Royal

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Sure, it doesn't make a hell of a lot of sense, but nothing about that base does, and it makes a lot more sense than a one-and-done superweapon too.
I'm reading through the TFA Art Book and at least on a conceptual level the base was able to move itself. Part of how it would instill terror beyond destroying other planets (as if you need more than that) was that it would extinguish stars in the process. Spreading darkness across the galaxy and all that.
 

Valderen

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I really hope Disney redos the prequels. That would be amazing for many reasons.
That would be nice, at this point I'd be happy if they were to release the original without all the shit Lucas did to them in the special editions.

I still have them in VHS, but well it's VHS.
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I want HD version of those.
 

Royal

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They don't have the rights to the originals. I think they will get ESB and RoTJ in a few years but Fox has ANH in perpetuity unless Disney buys it from them or they do a collaborative release (probably the most likely).
 

ohkcrlho

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That would be nice, at this point I'd be happy if they were to release the original without all the shit Lucas did to them in the special editions.

I still have them in VHS, but well it's VHS.
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I want HD version of those.
Despecialized edition.
Lucas and FOX can go fuck them selves
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I think they will get ESB and RoTJ in a few yearsbut Fox has ANH in perpetuity
how?
 

Royal

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Fox distributed ESB and RotJ and still holds the distribution rights to them until 2020. However since they fully funded the distributionanddevelopment of ANH, they fully own it.
 

Caliane

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That would be nice, at this point I'd be happy if they were to release the original without all the shit Lucas did to them in the special editions.

I still have them in VHS, but well it's VHS.
frown.png


I want HD version of those.
Laser disc version must be online somewhere. I don't really mess with torrents. but it has to be.
 

Royal

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Laser disc version must be online somewhere. I don't really mess with torrents. but it has to be.
They're on the Limited Edition release of the SE's as well. Those came from a laser disc source but the quality is disappointing on a large format TV.

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ohkcrlho

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Fox distributed ESB and RotJ and still holds the distribution rights to them until 2020. However since they fully funded the distributionanddevelopment of ANH, they fully own it.
Didn't know about ANH.
Well....i'm still satisfied with the DE.
 

Itzena_sl

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hey they are cute.

so who is REY?

Han and Leia's Daughter?

Luke's Daughter?


i am pretty sure- without going into much research- she is the only survivor from Luke's Jedi School besides Ren(who killed all the others), and she was force suggested/hypnotized to go into hiding and blah blah blah.

be interesting what they do next movies.
I'mfairlysure she's going to end up being Luke's daughter but I'd honestly like it if she was just a random kid who just happened to be massively strong in the Force - not related to anyone we know.
 

Column_sl

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Disney needs to just release the original trilogy at 4k. De-Specialized versions are cool, but I believe they are only 720p.

It was shot on 35mm so that is the equivalent of 3.5 k.
 

Column_sl

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The whole concept originally was supposed to be a Sith called the Jedi Killer who absorbed powers directly from a sun.

That was what was in the Art Book