Agraza
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Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
rhinohelix
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Gavinmad
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I don't know, those sabers look light but I don't think they're composed of light.
Palum
what Suineg set it to
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That's nothing like lightsabers though because lightsabers are weightless.
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Sorry, that was me
On the plus side, you still have 4 forms of Lightsaber Mastery to read about! 5 if you count the special type for Mace Windu!
Kreugen
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You know, the argument here is actually supported by the way Dooku easily took out Obi Wan just by nicking his leg with a flick of his wrist. Too bad that movie never happened, so never mind.
Lightsabers are lethal as fuck. In a war of Jedi everyone would look like Grievous before long. Just a head and a spine surrounded by robot. Only the idea that they have precognition-aided reflexes make surviving a lightsaber battle even remotely feasible. And fortunately for pedantics everywhere that was stated outright in the very first film.
Funny thing, SWTOR actually sells appearance items to make you into a cyborg. With the trillions of jedi you face that's what 90% of players should look like by level 20.
Lightsabers are lethal as fuck. In a war of Jedi everyone would look like Grievous before long. Just a head and a spine surrounded by robot. Only the idea that they have precognition-aided reflexes make surviving a lightsaber battle even remotely feasible. And fortunately for pedantics everywhere that was stated outright in the very first film.
Funny thing, SWTOR actually sells appearance items to make you into a cyborg. With the trillions of jedi you face that's what 90% of players should look like by level 20.
Jait
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When the cyborg armor first came out a few years ago (there's like 50 different kinds now), I had one of the first full suits, so I stuck it on a level 1 BH, gave him a big pistol and named him "Robo'cap". He also had the gunslinger belt, which looks incredibly fucking awesome on a cyborg.
As I leveled up I did nothing but queue, every time I capped an objective I'd say "You're move, creep.". BH's were completely OP at the time in pvp, and because mine was twinked to all hell I could just walk over to an objective, kill the first guy with 3 moves, or if it was a group just AE flame them all down. Was probably the most fun I had in SWTOR. There's something to be said of not balancing a game just for balance sake.
But anyway, back to the saber measuring.
So now I need to figure out how and where I want to do opening night.
Do I want to get everyone from work into a big group buy of seats?
I wonder.
Is anyone else planning anything big?
Do I want to get everyone from work into a big group buy of seats?
I wonder.
Is anyone else planning anything big?
Yeah I haven't not gone to a midnight showing of a Star Wars movie. I had my own stormtrooper armor until recently and plan on buying a set of the new stuff when it starts being molded.
Star Wars is a big deal for me.
DickTrickle
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Actual update in case you missed it trying to skip over larp sperglords arguing about fucking laser swords.
Lithose
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You mean the conversation that ended before this post? In any case, highlighting again in case you missed it due to butthurt idiots arguing about nothing but what is stuck in their butt.
Jait
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Funny now that the scene with the red lightsaber has some context, it's even more fucking badass. I have a feeling Disney is going to try to own us with racial harmony, the two Solo kids are entirely different colors.
Yeah. Saw that after I edited. Would love to blame my iPhone, but I wasn't using it.
Says the butthurt idiot(s) whining about how hard Star Wars news is to find? Jesus fucking Christ, I open my browser and it's the headline on every damn site.
Lithose
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The fuck are you talking about? I never said anything about that. No where, at all. (I mentionedthis threadhad no news posted, so we were just having a back and forth about choreography. Butthat was never a complaint about the lack of News; it was just stating the thread wasn't being used for News right now, and so the conversationwasn't covering that up.)....Seriously, how the hell did you even come up with this?
In any case, is it confirmed they are going with the blue saber dude being Solo's kid from that stupid comic marriage?
This has been confirmed, I think; it is Luke's saber recovered from Cloud City. (Entertainment weekly)