Famm
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Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)
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Woolygimp
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I said it was my last post so chill the fuck out. But there really isn't reason for this thread other than crazy theories because there hasn't been any official information at all, except shit like casting.
If i'm right though, you all should be forced to make a Hoboken Squat Cobbler, Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man, Dutch Apple Ass pie fetish video and send it to your parents.
If i'm right though, you all should be forced to make a Hoboken Squat Cobbler, Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man, Dutch Apple Ass pie fetish video and send it to your parents.
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Famm
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Ever? Please? Thank you. Go back to facebook comments with this shit. Even if its true, you are ruining the fuck out of the thread.
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I think Snoke's scars are indication of "death blows" or what Palp thought to be. I would like to think he's all melted and scarred lending to the Vader theory but the more I think about it, I don't believe they'll go with anything obvious. Snoke will probably have a tie-in somewhere but I'm thinking most of what people are pulling together was completely intentional by JJ and others just to keep things stirring. Honestly, it's fun but I believe it's to keep everyone off the right path. I'm not sure we'll even find out next episode. I think they'll reveal more of Rey/Kylo next episode and then Snoke but maybe vice versa. Either way, it's a good time to be a fan.
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Grrr, I actually watched that Jon Solo vid link.
You know nothing Jon Solo.
Vader was cremated. Big funeral pyre.
Can't we go with another wild theory . . . that Snoke is a new character, as they're kicking off a new trilogy ( plus side films ) they want a new line-up of characters. Bizarre idea, right? But maybe just could be.
You know nothing Jon Solo.
Vader was cremated. Big funeral pyre.
Can't we go with another wild theory . . . that Snoke is a new character, as they're kicking off a new trilogy ( plus side films ) they want a new line-up of characters. Bizarre idea, right? But maybe just could be.
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Wat? Dude went from worrying about his wife to murdering children in the span of like 10 minutes.
No. The worst part is, fucking Lucas had the back drop of war which there are COUNTLESS stories to draw from where good men are corrupted. Dude could have went all heart of darkness, or Vietnam parallel since he had such a history boner for war. But instead he chose to say petulance and being a whiney fuck tard changed someone into a child murderer after 2 speeches.
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You mean like a horribly disfigured general forced to rely on machinery to sustain him, who also happens to be the apprentice of a Sith Lord? Or maybe how a rebel alliance grew from a faction who saw the Chancellor devolve into an Imperial dictator? Or a Trade Federation looking to become a monopoly but slowly turned into the slaves they were trying to create?
I could go on and on, but lets just say you hit the fucking nail on the head. Squarely.
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yeah, I'm still trying to figure out how the damage Vader'shelmetsuffered while his armor/corpse were being cremated somehow translates to damage on Snoke's face.
Maybe I'm actually the one who doesn't get it.
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It's a rare force power where you imbue your suit of armor with the essence of your personal force and it makes it really strong but any attacks on it also reflect on... ah fuck it.
Woolygimp
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Vader wasn't fully cremated. The helmet surviving is indicative of this.
Besides if you're wearing a helmet, and areas of it start to melt it's very likely that those places are the the ones that will be the most scarred/burnt as that's where the heat was the most intense, as well as having the plastic/metal burn through your skin as well. I thought that was obvious?
My issue with Snoke being a new character is that he's very old and very powerful. What the fuck has this guy been doing for the last hundred years, since he's said to have been alive before Anakin's birth. Who trained him?
How did he become so powerful? How did he become leader of the remnants of the Empire?
Like what the fuck? Super powerful badass comes out of NOWHERE to rule the Galaxy? What kind of bullshit is that. That's like Rey's parents turning out to be Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley's daughter.
If he isn't someone we've seen before, whether it be Sifo-Dyas (who built the army needed to save the Republic, but was kicked off the council, disgraced, and left for dead), Plagueis, Vader, another former Sith, or maybe a former Jedi, even Ezra Bridger, then it's going to be dumb as fuck and disappointing to a lot of fans because we've seen that mastering the force requires training.
...wait, how can we even assume he's powerful? Fuck this guy could be an imposter, or have the Force Sensitivity of Jar Jar. I mean there's no metric if he's new. Plagueis (in any form) would make him the most powerful villain in Star Wars continuity, which is badass, and would lead to some very dramatic storytelling. That's why so many people are attached to that theory, because it's fucking great if he has survived this entire time, unknown to the Jedi/Sith.
Palpatine and Vader were awesome villains, and now we get Kylo Ren (a whiny little bitch) and Supreme Leader John Doe? Woopty fucking doo. Is that what you guys really want? Really?If that's the case, Luke should be able to fuck this guy up unless there's some stupid backstory of him being an ultra-Dark Sider who stole Doc's time machine and traveled into the future or something really stupid. If he's Plagueis, then even Luke is outmatched. I mean the guy is only the most powerful force user in canon. More powerful than Luke, Anakin, and Yoda.
He's the ultimate villain in a saga known for its villains. There's no way he's a new character and they create enough backstory in the remaining two movies for it to be remotely satisfying. If he is John Doe, then how did he become so powerful? Let's turn Star Wars into... "yeah, everybody who is force attuned can automatically shoot lightning bolts out of their ass, like Rey learning how to do shit without guidance." Now we have Snoke who is automatically assumed to be the most powerful Dark Side user in the Galaxy, awesome!
I don't give a fuck, as long as he's not a new character. I do not want the final villain in a 9 movie series to be a random fucking guy. I want him to have been around since the very beginning and there to have been some reference to him in at least one of the movies before VII. Sifo-Dyas would be just as awesome as Plagueis.
Besides if you're wearing a helmet, and areas of it start to melt it's very likely that those places are the the ones that will be the most scarred/burnt as that's where the heat was the most intense, as well as having the plastic/metal burn through your skin as well. I thought that was obvious?
My issue with Snoke being a new character is that he's very old and very powerful. What the fuck has this guy been doing for the last hundred years, since he's said to have been alive before Anakin's birth. Who trained him?
How did he become so powerful? How did he become leader of the remnants of the Empire?
Like what the fuck? Super powerful badass comes out of NOWHERE to rule the Galaxy? What kind of bullshit is that. That's like Rey's parents turning out to be Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley's daughter.
If he isn't someone we've seen before, whether it be Sifo-Dyas (who built the army needed to save the Republic, but was kicked off the council, disgraced, and left for dead), Plagueis, Vader, another former Sith, or maybe a former Jedi, even Ezra Bridger, then it's going to be dumb as fuck and disappointing to a lot of fans because we've seen that mastering the force requires training.
...wait, how can we even assume he's powerful? Fuck this guy could be an imposter, or have the Force Sensitivity of Jar Jar. I mean there's no metric if he's new. Plagueis (in any form) would make him the most powerful villain in Star Wars continuity, which is badass, and would lead to some very dramatic storytelling. That's why so many people are attached to that theory, because it's fucking great if he has survived this entire time, unknown to the Jedi/Sith.
Palpatine and Vader were awesome villains, and now we get Kylo Ren (a whiny little bitch) and Supreme Leader John Doe? Woopty fucking doo. Is that what you guys really want? Really?If that's the case, Luke should be able to fuck this guy up unless there's some stupid backstory of him being an ultra-Dark Sider who stole Doc's time machine and traveled into the future or something really stupid. If he's Plagueis, then even Luke is outmatched. I mean the guy is only the most powerful force user in canon. More powerful than Luke, Anakin, and Yoda.
He's the ultimate villain in a saga known for its villains. There's no way he's a new character and they create enough backstory in the remaining two movies for it to be remotely satisfying. If he is John Doe, then how did he become so powerful? Let's turn Star Wars into... "yeah, everybody who is force attuned can automatically shoot lightning bolts out of their ass, like Rey learning how to do shit without guidance." Now we have Snoke who is automatically assumed to be the most powerful Dark Side user in the Galaxy, awesome!
I don't give a fuck, as long as he's not a new character. I do not want the final villain in a 9 movie series to be a random fucking guy. I want him to have been around since the very beginning and there to have been some reference to him in at least one of the movies before VII. Sifo-Dyas would be just as awesome as Plagueis.
Woolygimp
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Would you guys feel satisfied if Rey and Kylo Ren were complete randoms, and not related or affiliated with the main characters in any way?
So why do you want the major villain that will bring this long story to a close, a saga with many bonds/family/ties, to be someone completely new and completely unrelated to anything we've seen in the first 2/3s of canon?
This guy also calls himself Supreme Leader and I'm pretty sure even most women could beat his ass in a fight:
If Snoke really is a new character, then he's a hell of a lot less menacing. At least a lot less menacing than Plagueis, fucking Palpatine's master, and someone who would shit all over Luke Skywalker. I want to see some Yoda-level power in the New Trilogy.
So why do you want the major villain that will bring this long story to a close, a saga with many bonds/family/ties, to be someone completely new and completely unrelated to anything we've seen in the first 2/3s of canon?
This guy also calls himself Supreme Leader and I'm pretty sure even most women could beat his ass in a fight:
If Snoke really is a new character, then he's a hell of a lot less menacing. At least a lot less menacing than Plagueis, fucking Palpatine's master, and someone who would shit all over Luke Skywalker. I want to see some Yoda-level power in the New Trilogy.
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Snoke is missing that massive scar extending from from nose to ear that Vader has under his left eye. Also unless dead Vader had a nose job that thing on Snoke is way too small.
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