Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

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ohkcrlho

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Almost nothing of TLJ is mentioned in TROS if it could be avoided. This movie was full backpedaling on most of the TLJ fuckups.

Rose Tico is relegated to a background character, thankfully.
Rose/Finn "romance" is never mentioned, apparently never happened.
Canto Bight isn't mentioned, nor is DJ the codebreaker, or that whole fuckup of a mission.
Broom Kid isn't anywhere in the movie.
Snoke is mentioned once, his origin is briefly explained and then never mentioned again.
Vice-Admiral Holdo is namedropped once when someone mentions the possibility of performing a "Holdo maneuver" on enemy ships.
Poe's demotion and shenanigans in TLJ are never mentioned, he's the de-factor leader of the Resistance after Leia's death.
The "Battle of Crait" is mentioned once by Poe.
Ach-To is briefly visited, we see a couple porgs for precisely 2 seconds.
Wow.... If kennedy/iger let JJ retcon all that shit, than why the fuck they are still trying to defend TLJ??
Fuck you mickey
 
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TheNozz

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a_skeleton_05

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Almost nothing of TLJ is mentioned in TROS if it could be avoided. This movie was full backpedaling on most of the TLJ fuckups.

Rose Tico is relegated to a background character, thankfully.
Rose/Finn "romance" is never mentioned, apparently never happened.
Canto Bight isn't mentioned, nor is DJ the codebreaker, or that whole fuckup of a mission.
Broom Kid isn't anywhere in the movie.
Snoke is mentioned once, his origin is briefly explained and then never mentioned again.
Vice-Admiral Holdo is namedropped once when someone mentions the possibility of performing a "Holdo maneuver" on enemy ships.
Poe's demotion and shenanigans in TLJ are never mentioned, he's the de-factor leader of the Resistance after Leia's death.
The "Battle of Crait" is mentioned once by Poe.
Ach-To is briefly visited, we see a couple porgs for precisely 2 seconds.

What's the excuse given for not doing the maneuver?
 

Utnayan

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havent seent he movie but I bet its a handwave reason like "There are just too many of them! Only magic lightning could take them all out"

Just know we will never, ever, see anything like this again.

 
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Malakriss

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Rogue One was $155m opening while The Last Jedi was $220m. I'm going with 170, since there's enough to gobble the green goo up in the first 3 days.
 

Fight

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I gotta say, revisiting Rogue One recently after just seeing it one time in the theaters was pretty great. It is a somewhat complicated story with everyone having their own agendas and I appreciated much more after how everything else Star Wars has gone to shit.
 
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Hateyou

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Here you guys go...something to pick us up before tomorrows massive disappointment.



Thanks. I can now watch this to make myself feel better when I’m painting miniatures or playing video games and feeling like an unfuckable nerd.
 
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