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Start of episode 9 Luke wakes up to flashbacks of episode 7-8 mutters to himself “that was one weird ass dream” then he goes and drinks alien titty milk on his hobo island.
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Start of episode 9 Luke wakes up to flashbacks of episode 7-8 mutters to himself “that was one weird ass dream” then he goes and drinks alien titty milk on his hobo island.
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You know if Disney really wanted to cash in on this franchise and get some free fucking $$$$. They would remake episodes 4-6 in old style animation and just have their characters reprise the roles of the cast.
Micky Mouse - Luke Skywalker
Donald Duck - Han Solo
Goofy - Darth Vader
Keep the movies scene for scene line for line the same as the originals market them towards kids. Get phat stacks of loot.
Micky Mouse - Luke Skywalker
Donald Duck - Han Solo
Goofy - Darth Vader
Keep the movies scene for scene line for line the same as the originals market them towards kids. Get phat stacks of loot.
Angerz
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Wouldn't this make sense following the story of The Force Awakens? Not that it is good story telling, but that it would make sense, mind you.
The Resistance existed in TFA because the Republic thought The First Order was a joke, right? Then they got blowed the fuck up by the Death Planet. The Last Jedi takes place basically right after TFA, if I remember correctly? So if the galaxy is going to rally against the First Order, it would take time to rally ships from all corners. Assuming some kind of time jump leading into Ep 9, it wouldn't hard to believe that more ships and people have rallied to a new fleet to prevent the New Republic from crumbling.
This is probably the story that should have been told in 8, but still, since 8 had a minimal time jump, 9 could tell this story.
jayrebb
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They need Thrawn to come in as a wildcard, with his full fleet, and pummel the First Order into submission-- or outright destroy them.
That's what the fans want to see.
A real antihero and more complexity to light and dark.
Different shades of evil. Internal strife.
Hopefully JJ had the same thing in mind.
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OU Ariakas
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I would say that your idea would be the one that brings me back around to Star Wars but it is so far gone that not even a Thrawn-centic episode 9 would make me go see it in theaters.
Merrith
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I'd just be too worried they'd fuck up Thrawn majorly. I'm not sure how he could fit well into it now b/c of how dogshit the lead up would have been.
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Conefed
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QFT. I forgot about it not happening and bought the "original trilogy" last year or the year before. Nowhere. not anywhere on the box or anywhere does it say special edition added scenes. but multiple places it says original.
fucking liars. should be illegal.
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Jive Turkey
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Fucker
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Chukzombi
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i think his droid wanted to fuck him and he was alright with that, the question should have been in what manner was that going to happen? i bet Billy Dee never watched Solo or they just paid him enough to not care that his character is now a space sex weirdo.
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Pretty sure Kathleen Kennedy said a couple years ago that they wouldn't distribute the original theatrical release per Lucas' wishes.
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iannis
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That alien milk scene is simultaneously one of the best and worst scenes in star wars.
Luke is crack addict rickety-cricket.
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iannis
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Yeah. To get an older theatrical cut I'm pretty sure your have to bootleg it. Lucas added scenes and that's that. The reception wasn't great even when he did it.
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