Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
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Angerz
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Favreau is the show runner, one of the writers and one of the executive producers. According to the wiki, it kind of looks like there are 5 or 6 directors for the 10 episodes. Dave Filoni is rumored to be the director for episode 1 and Taika Waititi has a directing credit as well. There are also a couple women listed, but the series is not being exclusively directed by women and Favreau is still the person in charge.
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Chukzombi
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i dont think i said it was exclusively women, just that there will be women directors, she didnt even say who they are or what their credits were, just that they have vaginas and really thats all she cares about.
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Denamian
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This movie will suck and still make retarded money. Force Awakens and Last Jedi have been in the top 10 highest grossing films, so that just justifies them doing whatever they want to the legacy.
I expect several blue-haired women, fat bitches leading the rebels, and lightsabers with castrated penises hanging from them like cellphone charms.
I expect several blue-haired women, fat bitches leading the rebels, and lightsabers with castrated penises hanging from them like cellphone charms.
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Sentagur
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That whole last movie needs two retconns to the back of its head!
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Maybe, my money is on the new generation of force users being called 'Skywalkers' with Rey being the first of them.
It'll no doubt be garbage.
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All I want to know is do we get more pointless side story of fat asian and black stormtrooper, doing things that ultimately have no impact on the story in any way what so ever like in the last film? Because as a Star Wars fan nothing gets people as excited as the adventures of fat asian and black stormtrooper.
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Caliane
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Dashel
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Hmm what does Leia call herself now? Organa, Skywalker, or Solo?
I'll probably see this but I'm not optimistic.
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Chris
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And all the SJWs will start calling themselves Skywalkers. It's gonna be great.
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"Rise of Skywalker" is gonna refer to Luke's legacy being known throughout the galaxy as a beacon for hope & resistance, etc.
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khorum
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So they're gonna make a whole movie out of the last scene in TLJ?
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spronk
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what if everyone injects themselves with midichlorians and calls themselves a skywalker after
and the movie takes place 10 years later and it turns out you get addicted to midichlorians and they are worse than death sticks so Rey and two useless men have to adopt the Sandwalker religion, which forbades all contact between the sexes and doesn't allow the consumption of alcohol, drugs, or bacon weirdly. Thats what saves the galaxy, not a hero but an ancient religion.
all star wars fans start wearing burkas and convert to Islam
and the movie takes place 10 years later and it turns out you get addicted to midichlorians and they are worse than death sticks so Rey and two useless men have to adopt the Sandwalker religion, which forbades all contact between the sexes and doesn't allow the consumption of alcohol, drugs, or bacon weirdly. Thats what saves the galaxy, not a hero but an ancient religion.
all star wars fans start wearing burkas and convert to Islam
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