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Will probably get about 10 hours in before

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Coming out of Baldur's Gate 3 with its modest looting / inventory management setup I'm not up for juggling space dildos or whatever.
lol oh I love you man


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"Save scummin is 4 pussies im hardcore!"


"no weight nude Nexus modz plz"
 
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Tuco

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lol oh I love you man


classic tuco

"Save scummin is 4 pussies im hardcore!"


"no weight nude Nexus modz plz"
Brother here's a pic of me after the amount of savescumming I did in BG3
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I have fond memories of BGS games that I mod to be ridiculously difficult to the point where I need to retry combat encounters many times before I beat them successfully. I have every expectation to burn an entire evening trying to solve a self-imposed Kobayashi Maru in Starfield.
 
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Mortismal also I find to be useful for reviews.

Yeah, I think of all the guys out there him and ACG are probably the only ones I can reliably count on to give me no BS. I like him better than ACG because he doesn't try to write clever quips and jokes throughout the review, but I like ACG covering things like sound design and music. The Kodiak guy isn't bad either.
 
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tuned into a stream and the first thing I heard was "Your carrying to much and can't fast travel" lmao
 
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Brother here's a pic of me after the amount of savescumming I did in BG3
bogmonster.gif


I have fond memories of BGS games that I mod to be ridiculously difficult to the point where I need to retry combat encounters many times before I beat them successfully. I have every expectation to burn an entire evening trying to solve a self-imposed Kobayashi Maru in Starfield.
Just giving you a hard time. You are one of the posters that got me into achievement hunting by trying harder modes. Soygen Soygen Vorph Vorph Hatorade Hatorade etc others
 
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You're a chump if you waste your time with companions in these games. The Galaxy is mine and mine alone.
Solo stealth archer sniper 4tw!
Mortismal also I find to be useful for reviews.

Does this motherfucker never sleep? He's doing 100% day one reviews on top new games every few weeks now!
 
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Tuco

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tuned into a stream and the first thing I heard was "Your carrying to much and can't fast travel" lmao
I remember finishing a cave in some modded-to-hell-oblivion playthrough that I ended by crawling out with like a dozen super heavyweight glass warhammers. It took me 5 fast-travel trips to sell it all. #neveragain
 

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Solo stealth archer sniper 4tw!

Does this motherfucker never sleep? He's doing 100% day one reviews on top new games every few weeks now!
Nice to see Sean finally got a job.
 
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Sounds like normal is too easy hard good starting difficulty. Also sounds like stealth as usual is busted and was gonna go that route… then I saw the boost pack, lasers etc and am going full space man blasting around vs pussy ass rogue in space.
 
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Since we are all waiting for this game to come out, and I am bored...

Utnayan presents the top 10 space games of all time that are tied for 1st.

10: Space Quest - Nothing beats a little Roger Wilco.



9. The Dig - Brought to you by a 1080p60 trailer from 1995.



8. Wing Commander: Privateer - Space Pirates on a 486-DX33



7. Wing Commander 3 - Luke Skywalker, Malacai from Children of the Corn, Biff from Back to the future, and a Porn Star - Now THAT is how you make a space game.



6. Tie Fighter - Being wrong has never felt so right.



5. X-Wing Alliance - Being right has never felt so.... right.

Star Wars X-Wing Alliance - Trailer #1

4. Trade Wars - Long distance phone bills and who needs graphics.


3. Freelancer - When you do not have kickstarter, you can't hire the porn stars.

Freelancer All Cutscenes (Game Movie) 1080HD

2. Wing Commander 1 - When you cannot squeeze 620k conventional memory out with your config.sys and autoexec.bat tweaks - you play it on Sega CD.

Mega-CD Longplay [066] Wing Commander (part 1 of 2)

Aaaaannnddd

1. Star Trek 25th Anniversary - Believe it or not, based on old scrapped episodes written for the original series.

Star Trek 25th Anniversary - Part 1 - Demon World

Goddamn. Trade Wars brings back so many good memories. My guildleader in "Norrathian Fury(super lame, but it was my first guild on EMarr)" introduced me to it and then laughed because I ended up playing it more than EQ for a while.
 
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Sounds like normal is too easy hard good starting difficulty. Also sounds like stealth as usual is busted and was gonna go that route… then I saw the boost pack, lasers etc and am going full space man blasting around vs pussy ass rogue in space.
I started to lean towards that too, then I saw the Cyber Runner background which starts with stealth/security/theft unlocked and went right back to my default BGS ways.
 
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Tuco

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I started to lean towards that too, then I saw the Cyber Runner background which starts with stealth/security/theft unlocked and went right back to my default BGS ways.
Here's a video of what I want my spec to be

 
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Sat through a couple of 20-30 minute reviews on this and no part of what I heard or saw was surprising. Bethesda is like Nintendo and they've just been rerolling the same game over and over for decades now it feels like. I have no doubt many will get hundreds of hours of it however and it will be very much worth the ticket price of free with game pass.

From one of the reviews:
"I've now cleared the same exact research tower four different times on four different planets... I know the entire layout and where the locked chest is before I even enter."
 
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Even though I loved FO4 and put tons of hours into it I still have zero desire to own a Bethesda game day 1 anymore. Way too much good stuff out right now, will grab it on sale Christmas time or whenever it drops.
 
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Ambiturner

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Dude i'm laughing my ass off at the beginning "Starfield has a lot of problems........................that you solve by helping...."

Was good the first time, but he kept going with it 3 or 4 times and at which point I noped out
 

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Sat through a couple of 20-30 minute reviews on this and no part of what I heard or saw was surprising. Bethesda is like Nintendo and they've just been rerolling the same game over and over for decades now it feels like. I have no doubt many will get hundreds of hours of it however and it will be very much worth the ticket price of free with game pass.

From one of the reviews:

Basically what the longer reviews stated also. The side stuff like a science outpost/mining outpost are just the same layout or specific amount of tilesets just re-used. Not surprising.



Lol no clue who that was, so looked at previous videos. Literally entire history before that video is an extreme hardon for hating on CoD(which he probably bought and played because that is all his content) while wearing some dumbass mask. So i didn't bother watching it.
 
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