Stellar Blade (April 26th, PS5)

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Rajaah

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Gotta remember that Rajaah is like half cool, half completely retarded.

I agree.

Lol when it it become "labia shots"? those looked like normal fan service, panty shots or upskirt views.

And you can see that in a lot of games, the only difference is the type of underwear they are wearing. I will admit thongs are a rarity.

Easy thing to avoid too, just dont put on an out with a skirt/dress.

Just not into all the colonoscopy type camera angles. Resident Evil remakes do the same stuff, knowing the fans are gonna make mods with panties. It's a lotta weird degenerate shit and it's kinda pathetic that people get so excited about it.

In any case I'll take these two outfits, TY:

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LOL that's where I'm at in the game. You just got that outfit so of course you're going to try it out just before that cutscene.

10/10 for me so far :p Not because of the girl though, I need her to have bigger boobies to care /cackle
 
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LOL that's where I'm at in the game. You just got that outfit so of course you're going to try it out just before that cutscene.

10/10 for me so far :p Not because of the girl though, I need her to have bigger boobies to care /cackle
A little while after getting that Daily Force outfit(denim skirt/thong), you'll get the Daily Mascot outfit. This makes her noticeably thicc, like big ass and thighs, you won't be disappointed.
 

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Its also only ever happening to Asian made games. Baldurs Gate 3 Eifel Tower with literal bear in the mix and TloU2 Quick Time cornhole the tranny event? Not even a peep. Make a female protagonist look attractive (and arguably more conservatively dressed than parts of those two games) and the blue hairs come out of the woodwork. Basically its a double standard that they only ever try to apply to non-western (read: not woke overrun studios) games.
 
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Siliconemelons

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The blue hairs are also mad at the potential wave of new passport bros.

I knew this dude years ago, that did the mail order thing, first one left right on time and cue for citizenship, he was fine, ordered another, same thing, then on the 3rd she instantly wanted babies, they are now 10+ years married. When he was expecting the 3rd wife inc. everyone was like "bro really?" he is like "its better and more honest than women now days, know what to expect."
 
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The blue hairs are also mad at the potential wave of new passport bros.

I knew this dude years ago, that did the mail order thing, first one left right on time and cue for citizenship, he was fine, ordered another, same thing, then on the 3rd she instantly wanted babies, they are now 10+ years married. When he was expecting the 3rd wife inc. everyone was like "bro really?" he is like "its better and more honest than women now days, know what to expect."
Is there just like, a website to order these women from? Like can I just order one on Ali Express and she’s here in two days?
 
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Siliconemelons

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Is there just like, a website to order these women from? Like can I just order one on Ali Express and she’s here in two days?

Philippines "Online dating" websites if you do not want to go over there and are willing to roll some dice on what you pickup from the airport - the first time he did the "travel agency" that sets up dates for you for when you arrive.
 

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This Engineer I worked with at a power company was a real nice guy. Very quiet, unassuming, great at his job. Not serial killer quiet or dead cats beneath the porch, so to speak. Just a nice guy that came off like an engineer, middle aged, never married and didn’t really seem the type to date or ever have any prospects.

We were all on the elevator one day going to lunch and he just casually brings up “Yeah I went to Russia once to meet a bride. It didn’t work out. She was nice but yeah I decided probably not for me.” We all looked at each other like WTF do you do with that? No one asked for any more details.

Good guy though. Hopefully they don’t find a dead hooker at his place in a few years.
 
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Siliconemelons

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lol Russians, your post reminded me of a Russian chick that worked the call center next to the IT call desk. She always called me to fix her computer from the Russian porn spam she always got on her machine so she didn’t get in trouble for it “ i swear i was just talking to my family in Russia” etc. she was funny, she showed me a few Russian bride sites, i was single as the time and she wanted to hook me up. Oh Yana, what a crazy girl… i should see how she is doing.
 

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I heard a lot of those Asian mail order sites, the pictures you see of the women are significantly touched up.
 
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The blue hairs are also mad at the potential wave of new passport bros.

I knew this dude years ago, that did the mail order thing, first one left right on time and cue for citizenship, he was fine, ordered another, same thing, then on the 3rd she instantly wanted babies, they are now 10+ years married. When he was expecting the 3rd wife inc. everyone was like "bro really?" he is like "its better and more honest than women now days, know what to expect."

Time to upgrade from the girlfriend to a Philippines chick with a thicc ass.
 

Rajaah

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The fuck is this thread?

Anyway, the costumes in the game, are they from treasure boxes and whatnot? If I single out a couple of particular outfits (which I did) are they gonna be in specific spots? Are there missables? Should I scour everything or will it all be purchasable at some point?

Might get the game either this evening or tomorrow morning, depending on schedule.
 
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