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Everyone in here needs to stop posting RIGHT now and send me a PM if they want their names added to the "Producers Would Like To Thank" section of the credits of the Adam Sandler starring Dramady-Of-Errors masterpiece that is going to be my next screenplay.

Based on True Events in-fucking-deed.

I can't believe I spent my entire weekend in the Eastern Sierras with a sane, stable woman when I could have been getting really fucked up in my office refreshing this thread all weekend. What a waste. I'm going to go get really drunk and set her stove on fire to make up for it.
 
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Here's how you exact real revenge.

Take the kiddos, go down to the San Francisco bridge, facetime trex trex and then throw the kids off the bridge.

That'll teach that bitch not to try and play the player, ferrealtho
 
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It was a fucking joke faggots.

Ya'll done gone soft in my absence.
 
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trex trex do you get aroused when you visit nursing homes?

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Why is the nurse smiling?
Trex knows.
 
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hodj said:
It was a fucking joke faggots.

Ya'll done gone soft in my absence.
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Blame Keg and Scratch. Everyone is tightening up their assholes out of fear of losing this place, not realizing that doing so in effect fulfills that fear.
 
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Phazael said:
Blame Keg and Scratch. Everyone is tightening up their assholes out of fear of losing this place, not realizing that doing so in effect fulfills that fear.
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What a couple giant massive faggots those guys are though for real.

tyen tyen when you do go throw the kiddos off the Golden Gate bridge, make sure to chuck Keg and Scratch with em.

And trex trex for the hell of it as well. While you facetime her. That shit is like inception.
 
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This is some Gresham level shit, right here. Get your shit together and stop perpetuating the stereotype.
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Why is Gresham well known for this trailer park insanity?
 
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The truly sad thing is, with all the crap these two have pulled, I just don't care. I get a half hearted chuckle, I feel a bit bad for the kids, then I go look for something more entertaining.

I did chortle that you are getting beat by a pay to win dude in real life though. You should at least tape her getting railed by Matlock and charge for it though. The tears after from both you and her would probably get tips.
 
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yeah, had really horrible post partum depression. After my first, my first week was amazing and 7 days later I was hit with the crippling disease. Thoughts of killing myself and my son. It's hard to explain but easy for me to talk about.

My husband wasn't helpful and would just say, "did you take your meds?" when I was sobbing uncontrably half of the time I was awake. Started drinking. Surly reeking. Not hiding it. Wasn't a problem to him either. Now he throws it in my face. It's a joke.

I'm still on page 23. I'll update more when I got the time to read this. Xo nerds.
 
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What cure for PPD was tyen holding on to that he was refusing to administer?

Can you describe and articulate the nature of the help that he was maliciously withholding from you?
 
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trex said:
My husband wasn't helpful and would just say, "did you take your meds?" when I was sobbing uncontrably half of the time I was awake. Started drinking. Surly reeking. Not hiding it. Wasn't a problem to him either. Now he throws it in my face. It's a joke.
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What is he supposed to do? Take your meds for you?
 
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trex said:
yeah, had really horrible post partum depression. After my first, my first week was amazing and 7 days later I was hit with the crippling disease. Thoughts of killing myself and my son.
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This is just you subconsciously trying to correct a couple of grievous sins being committed against the gene pool. Or maybe a nutty drama (and apparently literal) whore should not crank out kids and add hormone imbalance to the list of things making you crazy. I am genuinely curious if you honestly believe either of you two are fit to even have a pet goldfish, let alone a child. Lastly, I don't care who the mystery dad is as much as I am curious if you know who is the father of that particular child. Or were you swinging through the dick jungle like tarzan behind tyen's back and have no clue?

PS- Not picking sides on this shit, but Tyen already knows where he fucked up and is punishing himself enough already.
 
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TLC bro.
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On the one hand, Tyen is the kind of guy that this might not occur to (e.g. a self centered sociopath), but on the other Trex is so batshit that it likely would not matter even if he actually tried. Exhibit A: Browserman being sexually assaulted by the Drunken Donkey video posted earlier.
 
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One last post here, before I get back to work:

Trex banging some old dude for buckaroos is not even mock worthy in her case. Its just par for the course for some hook beaked millennial self absorbed townie from Portland, frankly. That's just her punching a time clock, in the scheme of things. At least she found a way to be of some value, even if its being a rent a snatch. With two or three fuck trophies out of the chute, her narrow window to make escort money (the main way lazy entitled townies get money in the pacific NW) is drying up and she has to take any fossilized loads that come her way while she still can. And if she is still calling Tyen her best lay, that pretty much tells you all you need to know about how that went.
 
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AngryGerbil said:
What cure for PPD was tyen holding on to that he was refusing to administer?

Can you describe and articulate the nature of the help that he was maliciously withholding from you?
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Paxil. So he didn't understand pharmaceuticals either. Was really annoying.
 
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