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One last post here, before I get back to work:

Trex banging some old dude for buckaroos is not even mock worthy in her case. Its just par for the course for some hook beaked millennial self absorbed townie from Portland, frankly. That's just her punching a time clock, in the scheme of things. At least she found a way to be of some value, even if its being a rent a snatch. With two or three fuck trophies out of the chute, her narrow window to make escort money (the main way lazy entitled townies get money in the pacific NW) is drying up and she has to take any fossilized loads that come her way while she still can. And if she is still calling Tyen her best lay, that pretty much tells you all you need to know about how that went.

GTFO of here, even if it was a regular situation, fucking a 80 year old is ground for hazing, forever.
 
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Soygen

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Are we getting butthole pics or what? I'm a very busy man.
 
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DickTrickle

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Paxil. So he didn't understand pharmaceuticals either. Was really annoying.

Was your letting the kids start a fire an attempt at killing everyone in the family that you didn't do during PPD?
 
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AngryGerbil

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Paxil. So he didn't understand pharmaceuticals either. Was really annoying.

Sounds like he victimized you pretty bad there.

Are you feeling a little 'victimy' right about now? Are you searching for a cure for your victimization problem?

I wouldn't want to victimize you by withholding the cure for victimization.
 
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TJT

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I wish someone would elaborate on this, "townie" insult. I've never heard it before and I wish to know more!
 
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trex

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Not a victim. In AA and worked steps. Let go of my resentments for his actions in the fourth one.
 
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AngryGerbil

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Let go of my resentments for his actions

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chaos

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So Tyen was withholding your medication while you were drinking and depressed with a newborn?
 
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trex

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I've got no shame about the fire incident and I'll talk about it openly. My son is a cheeky little guy. You turn your head for one second and he's wrecking havoc. He's amazing, athletic, passionate, and naughty. He liked to watch me cook and he turned on our range. He put a placemat on the fire. Even if I wasn't an alcoholic it would have happened.

When you're in charge of kiddos and they get hurt or into trouble you feel terrible. Of course I thought I could trust his dad with information and honesty. I was obviously wrong.

Yes, I know exactly who my oldests dad is.
 
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trex

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So Tyen was withholding your medication while you were drinking and depressed with a newborn?

Naw. He's just got some emotionless autism thing. He couldn't relate and has ptsd (imo, not diagnosed) from his mom losing her mind. He shut down, I shut down. Anyone who is a new, young, first time parent can relate. Shrug. Tried my hardest, it wasn't enough. My hormones made me sad. Not a big deal. It's very common.

My very favorite part was I was able to admit I had a drinking problem and work on myself and my reasons for drinking. Alcoholism is a blessing and a curse.
 
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I have not read this whole thread yet and as much as I would love to laugh at these two I just can't. Due the kids being involved it is just very sad, I honestly wish the best to both of them and most of all to the kids. I implore both of you to get your shit together and be kind to each other. For the sake of your kids act like reasonable responsible adults.

With all that said I admit I may have a moment of weakness and trash one or both of you the more I read of the thread, but what i said above still holds true.
 
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I wish someone would elaborate on this, "townie" insult. I've never heard it before and I wish to know more!
A "Townie" is basically a lighter version of "hick" or "hillbilly" but more specific.

If you went to college in a college town then you had local young people the same age as the people going to the college. Those locals are "townies". Chuckie Sullivan, Billy McBride, Morgan O'Mally and Will Hunting were Harvard Townies. Also a person from a small town or suburb of a major metro area that thinks big city innovations like a metro train or citywide sanitation are "magical" and also "terrible".
 
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trex trex is the real father paying you child support?

Tyen are you set on raising both kids even if one is not yours?
 
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Who wants to avatar bet me about the result? I believe Tyen is the father of both crotchspawns and trex is making shit up in drunken rage.
 
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