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• Jul 13, 2020

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Cars with toilets built in to the seats and septic tank cannons for rush hour.

 

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A prescription drug that makes your penis soft.

 

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Headphones that only filter out the voice of your wife.

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This is the bad inventions thread, not the genius inventions thread.

 

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Falxy-US said:

This is the bad inventions thread, not the genius inventions thread.

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Sorry my wife wrote that and meant to write "filters everything but your wifes voice."

I sent her back to the kitchen.

 

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Some sort of worldwide communication infrastructure that let's anarcho communists find and organize with like-minded individuals.

 

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A social media company that parses all other social media that literally grades your virtue based on how often you used keywords

 

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• Sep 3, 2020

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A toilet seat that maintains the temperature of the last ass that sat on it.


A bug-zapper drone the works like a roomba, flying around your house once a day zapping spiders and skeeters.

A pack of cigarettes with 1 fart-flavored smoke for smoke bums.

 

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• Sep 5, 2020

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an invisible car.

 

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• Sep 27, 2020

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Bathroom privacy doorknobs.

If someone touches a doorknob to a bathroom that is already occupied, it detonates like a claymore.

 

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What if they bypass the knob or handle altogether?

 

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Car tires that can deflate and reinflate remotely.

 

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A cell phone app that detects fart sounds and autotunes them into Selena Gomez songs, for shy shitters in public bathrooms.

Trying to do it "manually" with a cough sound is going to make my asshole fall out eventually

 

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A cell phone app that turns Selena Gomez songs into fart noises. What an improvement.

 

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A reality show where 16 contestants compete for 2 open jobs as loggers/lumberjacks at America's oldest logging company. The catch? All of the contestants.....are blind!

Tune in to NBC next week for the world premiere of Making the Cut: Darkness Falls

 

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A cell phone app that turns Selena Gomez songs into fart noises. What an improvement.

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Actually. Do this to allow any song to be converted into a harmonic sound of farts, make it free with ads, make some easy money

 

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A toilet attachment that scans flushed items. If it detects a tampon being flushed, a 120 decibel, 10 second siren and strobe light go off over the outside of the bathroom door.

 

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a virtual reality app that lets you shop online and actually try on the clothes you are looking to buy. a beer that doesnt make you pee half the night.

 

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a virtual reality app that lets you shop online and actually try on the clothes you are looking to buy. a beer that doesnt make you pee half the night.

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They have many of those apps already in the various stores. Same with some retailers, like Adidas.
You're fucked for the no pee beer tho.

 

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A tool women can insert into the front hole to put pressure on the back hole to push their shits out faster.

 

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A tool women can insert into the front hole to put pressure on the back hole to push their excrements out faster.

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