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hmm, that should actually be pretty straightforward to do I think.
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Kolohe
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Remember the Match.com commercials that advertised they were so much better at matching people up because they had like a 400 question process to sign up? Use chatGPT/whatever LLM to converse with someone for awhile as an entrance exam. I assume it'll do a better job of pegging personality types in conversation. Eventually audio & video calls, too.
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Edaw
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Every last one of those lonely retards are going to fall in love with the AI. I honestly wouldn't be shocked if someone isn't already emotionally attached to ChatGPT. I expect a news story about it any day now.
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Control
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Or that high end dating site that cost a good chunk of change to join. Turned out there were no women on the site and men were unwittingly talking to chatbots. LOL.
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Chukzombi
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i have ideas for a series of films spoofing the woke era by remaking classic horror films and swapping the entire casts with gender opposites. the first will be a "woke" Halloween, it will have a female Michael Myers (played by fucking Brie Larson) who soullessly murders all the sissy men in her path. all the the dudes will be sissies in midriff shirts and all the women will be super butch in men's clothing. i will have Jamie Lee Curtis come back and play Dr Loomis. i actually have lines of dialogue and cinematography for each scene already planned out. i also have plans for a woke biker movie where a gang of female super hot female bikers dressed to the nines in leather and S&M clothing attack a small town by capturing all the sissy men and its up to the super butch female citizens to rescue them and take back the town. its not a porno.
the series of films will be called "Reversal"
Reversal will be the Halloween remake with Brie Larson as Michael, she wont be in a Bill Shatner mask. it will be her face but made up extra pale like in Deadly Friend.
Reversal 2 will be a Friday The 13th remake(parody) filmed in Jersey like the first one was with a female Jason ganking all the sissy men.
Reversal 3 will be a Nightmare on Elm Street remake (parody) with a female Freddy.
Reversal 4 will be Texas Chainsaw Massacre parody remake.
my biker movie will be called Biker Girls From Hell or something similarly schlocky.
all the women killers will be beautiful gorgeous women but just acting butch, Lady Jason or Lady Freddy wont be disfigured in any way. these are intended as comedies with the not so subtle take on the ridiculousness of clown world culture.
the series of films will be called "Reversal"
Reversal will be the Halloween remake with Brie Larson as Michael, she wont be in a Bill Shatner mask. it will be her face but made up extra pale like in Deadly Friend.
Reversal 2 will be a Friday The 13th remake(parody) filmed in Jersey like the first one was with a female Jason ganking all the sissy men.
Reversal 3 will be a Nightmare on Elm Street remake (parody) with a female Freddy.
Reversal 4 will be Texas Chainsaw Massacre parody remake.
my biker movie will be called Biker Girls From Hell or something similarly schlocky.
all the women killers will be beautiful gorgeous women but just acting butch, Lady Jason or Lady Freddy wont be disfigured in any way. these are intended as comedies with the not so subtle take on the ridiculousness of clown world culture.
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Hunter Biden’s gallery sold first son’s artwork to major Dem donor appointed to prestigious commission: Report
A prominent Democratic donor who was appointed by President Biden last year to a prestigious committee has reportedly purchased one of the first son's art work pieces.
An "AI" trained to detect correlations and conflicts of interest in the financial habits of elected officials....and their close acquaintances.
Edit: and a lightning generator for the resolution phase.
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BrutulTM
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Don't need an AI for that. They couldn't be more brazen about it if they tried.Hunter Biden’s gallery sold first son’s artwork to major Dem donor appointed to prestigious commission: Report
A prominent Democratic donor who was appointed by President Biden last year to a prestigious committee has reportedly purchased one of the first son's art work pieces.www.foxnews.com
An "AI" trained to detect correlations and conflicts of interest in the financial habits of elected officials....and their close acquaintances.
Edit: and a lightning generator for the resolution phase.
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If we've gotten to the point where we can create robotic prosthetics, psuedo-cocks and nue-vaginas, why hasn't anyone come out with an articulating no-wipe butthole yet? That's a surgery I could get on board with, especially since insurance would probably pay for it because of how much of my day I worry about having a non pristine butthole.
Who's into robotics or bioengineering around here?
Tuco
- give me a robotic elephant trunk for an asshole. I'll pay extra for the non-stick cerakote.
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Who's into robotics or bioengineering around here?
Tuco
- give me a robotic elephant trunk for an asshole. I'll pay extra for the non-stick cerakote. Amod
please pin this post for awareness / potential business partners.
Tuco
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I'm pretty sure my butthole is more advanced than anything we could come up with. Maybe if we had a prosthetic butthole that attached to a toilet hose like my quick release hoses. Just suck it all right out without prolapse.If we've gotten to the point where we can create robotic prosthetics, psuedo-cocks and nue-vaginas, why hasn't anyone come out with an articulating no-wipe butthole yet? That's a surgery I could get on board with, especially since insurance would probably pay for it because of how much of my day I worry about having a non pristine butthole.
Who's into robotics or bioengineering around here?
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https://www.amazon.com/2Sets-Garden-Connector-Connect-Fitting/dp/B07H1T8X9Q- 1
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I think you're missing the point if your solution requires a port. I don't want to restrict my bowel movements based on the availability of a robotic asshole port. I want to be able to shit anywhere without worrying about dirty facilities, lack of bidet, mosquitos biting my balls, or single ply toilet paper.
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hmm
Best I can do is a PVC pipe you shove up your ass before shitting. It comes in a variety of sizes and shapes depending on your needs. I recommend the 3-way corner.
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Chanur
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Class of 09 was about this. The government made them exclude Congress and the President.Hunter Biden’s gallery sold first son’s artwork to major Dem donor appointed to prestigious commission: Report
A prominent Democratic donor who was appointed by President Biden last year to a prestigious committee has reportedly purchased one of the first son's art work pieces.
An "AI" trained to detect correlations and conflicts of interest in the financial habits of elected officials....and their close acquaintances.
Edit: and a lightning generator for the resolution phase.
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Edit that idea into a TikTok video right and it'll get 10 million viewsor the smoke detector chirp!
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