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Listen, they were all moving when I was posting them.
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The Animated GIF Thread
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Pancreas
Vyemm Raider
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Daidraco
Avatar of War Slayer
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We had this... one? (I think?) I remember the buttons off on the right (I think the buttons were all black, though. But definitely remember the flap on the bottom thats missing on this one.) and the blue aura would pierce my soul late at night. Hated this SOB and the remote worked like complete ass.
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Sledge
Trakanon Raider
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We were't rich enough to have any of those fancy players. Some of my friends did and I remember being jealous every time I went to their house.
Newest tech we got was when microwaves were just coming out for 'residential' use. The whole family stood in the kitchen staring at it sitting on the counter. The first thing we did was put in two frozen glazed donuts that my dad picked up specifically to test it out. 20 seconds later the timer dinged and those donuts looked incredible. We all ate a small piece and couldn't believe that this new machine could produce warm donuts in a matter of seconds. Of course it didn't cross our minds as kids that they were just frozen and it wasn't actually making them. But man were we in awe of that thing.
Newest tech we got was when microwaves were just coming out for 'residential' use. The whole family stood in the kitchen staring at it sitting on the counter. The first thing we did was put in two frozen glazed donuts that my dad picked up specifically to test it out. 20 seconds later the timer dinged and those donuts looked incredible. We all ate a small piece and couldn't believe that this new machine could produce warm donuts in a matter of seconds. Of course it didn't cross our minds as kids that they were just frozen and it wasn't actually making them. But man were we in awe of that thing.
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Koushirou
Log Wizard
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We had this... one? (I think?) I remember the buttons off on the right (I think the buttons were all black, though. But definitely remember the flap on the bottom thats missing on this one.) and the blue aura would pierce my soul late at night. Hated this SOB and the remote worked like complete ass.
I could easily believe that these things didn’t come with those flaps at all, considering I don’t think I’ve ever seen one where it wasn’t missing.
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Daidraco
Avatar of War Slayer
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Story time:
My parents were redoing the Kitchen when I was.. 3? 4? somewhere around that age. We were living in the house as the remodel was going on, and were waiting on the cabinets to arrive or something. They just brought home this huge new microwave and my mom sat it up on the Dishwasher. I had the bright idea one day to bring the door down as a step up, to use the microwave. The whole fucking thing tips over, and the Microwave lands on its corner and royally fucks it up. My brother comes into the kitchen, and immediately turns around and doesnt say shit. My dad comes home after a bit and is like "ohh... your mother's gonna beat your ass..." picks it all up, gets my brother and they go down to the woods and just start chopping wood. Im thinking the anxiety and stress I received in this moment is what has my receding hairline back further than my older brothers, right now. Not much longer and my mom comes home from work. I hear my name at the top of her lungs and I take off running towards my pops. She runs me down, picks me up by my arm and twirls me around like a Helicopter and throws me like a ragdoll. Then goes in on me with a spanking, cursing and more. I probably should have went to a foster home for Child Abuse, but this is the 80's and Virginia didnt give a fuck.
Long story short, appliances didnt get broke in my household. (Back to GIF's, sorry for the VCR derail.)
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I like that the flap is broke, and the mofo is covered in dust , now THAT is authentic!We had this... one? (I think?) I remember the buttons off on the right (I think the buttons were all black, though. But definitely remember the flap on the bottom thats missing on this one.) and the blue aura would pierce my soul late at night. Hated this SOB and the remote worked like complete ass.
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Lanx
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b/c of dumb ass kids like yourself, i had to install an anti tip bracket on my range for inspectionStory time:
My parents were redoing the Kitchen when I was.. 3? 4? somewhere around that age. We were living in the house as the remodel was going on, and were waiting on the cabinets to arrive or something. They just brought home this huge new microwave and my mom sat it up on the Dishwasher. I had the bright idea one day to bring the door down as a step up, to use the microwave. The whole fucking thing tips over, and the Microwave lands on its corner and royally fucks it up. My brother comes into the kitchen, and immediately turns around and doesnt say shit. My dad comes home after a bit and is like "ohh... your mother's gonna beat your ass..." picks it all up, gets my brother and they go down to the woods and just start chopping wood. Im thinking the anxiety and stress I received in this moment is what has my receding hairline back further than my older brothers, right now. Not much longer and my mom comes home from work. I hear my name at the top of her lungs and I take off running towards my pops. She runs me down, picks me up by my arm and twirls me around like a Helicopter and throws me like a ragdoll. Then goes in on me with a spanking, cursing and more. I probably should have went to a foster home for Child Abuse, but this is the 80's and Virginia didnt give a fuck.
Long story short, appliances didnt get broke in my household. (Back to GIF's, sorry for the VCR derail.)
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