Dear Dacianprick, King In The North,
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? They surrender.
Do I like swamp donkeys? While I can't say that I LIKE swamp donkeys, I'm not going to say that I've never had one. I think they were more mopeds than swamp donkeys. You know the type. Fun to ride, until your friends see you on one. It reminds me of the film Choke. If you haven't seen Choke, you should watch it. And also read the book.
If you are thinking of getting a swamp donkey, I heartily recommend against it. I've been lucky and have no kids, but sperm works, my man. Sperm works. Swamp donkey and baby momma is not something you want on your resume.