Shit jokes aside, I think it's interesting that the only thing separating gas giants from stars is mass. Add enough mass and the gas giant will exert enough pressure on its core to start fusing hydrogen with neutrons producing deuterium. This results in a brown dwarf and they are around 13 times as massive as Jupiter. Add some more mass and now there is enough pressure to create helium. This is where our sun sits in scale of things.
Keep adding more and more mass and a bunch of layers can form within the star where denser and denser elements are forged. These complex elements get dispersed upon the stars death and the whole process has the potential to start over again except this time those rarer elements clump together to form their own entities. This is where earth and other rocky type bodies come in.
So there really isn't as large of a difference between planets and stars as you might think. They are both pieces of the same cycle.
It's weird though, that the intrinsic properties found in a single Hydrogen Atom are essentially a blueprint for the visible universe. Just get enough of them together and watch em go.