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How can you not be impressed with this!

I cant tell if this serious. All I see is someone turning up the gamma on same image and then dropping a couple lens flares into it
 
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I'm a sucker for these kind of pictures but I was a bit underwhelmed too.
Or even more impressed of what hubble did 30 years ago.
 
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Lets be honest. The NASA fuckheads were saying how it's so beautiful they were crying at the images. I want to see an alien great wall of china, or GTFO

Well, hurry up and build something better then.
 
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While Arya is right that it's an ugly first image, and they really should have picked something prettier if they wanted to impress people, he's also wrong in claiming that it isn't clearly far superior to its predecessor.
 
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I think it's just a buzzkill that we are all pumped for these "amazing" new images they've been teasing, and its just literally like someone put a filter on the 30 year old photo, lol. And I think it's probably disappointing because it just settles that our tech will only get so good.

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Looks like they just dropped a 2nd image and its way better than the first

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just kidding, still the Hubble
 
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I think it's just a buzzkill that we are all pumped for these "amazing" new images they've been teasing, and its just literally like someone put a filter on the 30 year old photo, lol. And I think it's probably disappointing because it just settles that our tech will only get so good.

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I am looking at it more along the lines of that Hubble took weeks to get that photo. Imagine what we will see when the JWST does a deep field for weeks as opposed to DAYS.
 
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The devil is in the details, as the best deep field image ever produced by Hubble took about 23 days of exposure time collected over a 10 year period. The James Webb's one only took 12,5 hours.
 
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We really need the "faggotry" reaction in here for Araysar's posts.
 
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Yeah I want to see different shit. I want to see accrretion disks, quasars or just cool nebula. All of the deep field photography looks the same. Bunch of galaxies, each a couple pixels across, not nearly enough for any meaningful detail, across a black background
I agree that they should've released two pics at the start, one that was a "deep field" pic and one that was a "near field" pic like looking at Alpha Centauri or Andromeda. I'm just a layman but my understanding is that JWST is designed to see very far away objects instead of "nearby" objects like Alpha Centauri, so it might produce images that are inferior to what we see today. But a pic that beats Best image of Alpha Centauri A and B would be cool.

Over the last decade or so when JWST hits the news I've repeatedly asked the question "Is this just a machine to generate desktop background images for nerds or are there practical applications?" and the answer I've consistently gotten is that if nerds can see what the universe was like near its creation they may uncover physics cheat codes. So I view JWST as in the same category as the Large Hardon Collider in that its purpose is to figure out warp or dupe exploits in this universe. I don't really buy that explanation but the reason the astronomy nerds are in tears over this JWST image is because it confirms they can see further into the past. Here's to hoping it helps move science forward.

I also view the JWST as being imminently obsolete given how much shit we're about to be able to move into our solar system with SpaceX's Starship. The 30 year in production, 500 moving part Rube Goldberg machine that is the JWST is going to be a joke compared to whatever monstrously large yet simple space telescope that Starship will be able to just dumptruck into Earth's Langrange Point.
 
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The next big telescope project would ideally be a radio telescope on the far side of the moon
 

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I think it's just a buzzkill that we are all pumped for these "amazing" new images they've been teasing, and its just literally like someone put a filter on the 30 year old photo, lol. And I think it's probably disappointing because it just settles that our tech will only get so good.

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They are amazing. We went from a 100 hour/10 day exposure to a 12 hour one that has quadruple the visual information. You do realize that space is space and a view like this is going to look 'the same' no matter what we use because these are fucking galaxies, right? That they don't move around or change shape because they are celestial bodies of such vastness that you're not living on a time scale to see any appreciable difference in the object's evolution. You're looking billions of years into the past at galaxies that no longer exist, turned into gravity-bent arcs of light. You're seeing things of such vastness and denseness that they are warping time around it. Who would've thought that vast improved visualization technology means more brightness, more contrast, more pixels, more visual information- not some crazy 'additional' information you randomly decided to come to expect, despite the fact that the majority of these images and the rainbow compilations of Hubble + Chandra and the like are painstakingly constructed collages of information garnered from spectrums your eyeballs have no capacity to render. Shit like this is the most profound visual evidence of our place in the universe, a view unthinkable to 10,000 years and billions of humans who lived and died believing they lived on the back of a turtle or floating in a giant sea, and you're mad they didn't invent a spectrum outside visual/infrared/UV to make iT lOoK coOleR.

You're looking at an image that neatly quantifies your utter cosmic insignificance, an image that hundreds of geniuses dedicated their entire lives to being able to create, using technology and mathematics you could not begin to comprehend, a shred of space that you perceive as a darkness 'a few pixels' across turned into a portrait of light and time showing you a complete visual perspective on the law of existence itself, and you're feeling buzzkillt because the first image drop is something you recognize. Go eat a hamburger and jerk off.
 
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Why on the moon?

The far side of the moon would allow the
Moon itself to act as a shield to block radio transmissions from Earth, which can interfere with radio telescope observations
 
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The far side of the moon would allow the
Moon itself to act as a shield to block radio transmissions from Earth, which can interfere with radio telescope observations
I don't know what is gained from radio telescopes, but my guess is that the next big space telescope will relate to nearby asteroids. Identifying high-value asteroids or asteroids that risk space missions, specifically.
 

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They are amazing. We went from a 100 hour/10 day exposure to a 12 hour one that has quadruple the visual information. You do realize that space is space and a view like this is going to look 'the same' no matter what we use because these are fucking galaxies, right? That they don't move around or change shape because they are celestial bodies of such vastness that you're not living on a time scale to see any appreciable difference in the object's evolution. You're looking billions of years into the past at galaxies that no longer exist, turned into gravity-bent arcs of light. You're seeing things of such vastness and denseness that they are warping time around it. Who would've thought that vast improved visualization technology means more brightness, more contrast, more pixels, more visual information- not some crazy 'additional' information you randomly decided to come to expect, despite the fact that the majority of these images and the rainbow compilations of Hubble + Chandra and the like are painstakingly constructed collages of information garnered from spectrums your eyeballs have no capacity to render. Shit like this is the most profound visual evidence of our place in the universe, a view unthinkable to 10,000 years and billions of humans who lived and died believing they lived on the back of a turtle or floating in a giant sea, and you're mad they didn't invent a spectrum outside visual/infrared/UV to make iT lOoK coOleR.

You're looking at an image that neatly quantifies your utter cosmic insignificance, an image that hundreds of geniuses dedicated their entire lives to being able to create, using technology and mathematics you could not begin to comprehend, a shred of space that you perceive as a darkness 'a few pixels' across turned into a portrait of light and time showing you a complete visual perspective on the law of existence itself, and you're feeling buzzkillt because the first image drop is something you recognize. Go eat a hamburger and jerk off.
Yeah but too much lense flare.
 
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They are amazing. We went from a 100 hour/10 day exposure to a 12 hour one that has quadruple the visual information. You do realize that space is space and a view like this is going to look 'the same' no matter what we use because these are fucking galaxies, right? That they don't move around or change shape because they are celestial bodies of such vastness that you're not living on a time scale to see any appreciable difference in the object's evolution. You're looking billions of years into the past at galaxies that no longer exist, turned into gravity-bent arcs of light. You're seeing things of such vastness and denseness that they are warping time around it. Who would've thought that vast improved visualization technology means more brightness, more contrast, more pixels, more visual information- not some crazy 'additional' information you randomly decided to come to expect, despite the fact that the majority of these images and the rainbow compilations of Hubble + Chandra and the like are painstakingly constructed collages of information garnered from spectrums your eyeballs have no capacity to render. Shit like this is the most profound visual evidence of our place in the universe, a view unthinkable to 10,000 years and billions of humans who lived and died believing they lived on the back of a turtle or floating in a giant sea, and you're mad they didn't invent a spectrum outside visual/infrared/UV to make iT lOoK coOleR.

You're looking at an image that neatly quantifies your utter cosmic insignificance, an image that hundreds of geniuses dedicated their entire lives to being able to create, using technology and mathematics you could not begin to comprehend, a shred of space that you perceive as a darkness 'a few pixels' across turned into a portrait of light and time showing you a complete visual perspective on the law of existence itself, and you're feeling buzzkillt because the first image drop is something you recognize. Go eat a hamburger and jerk off.
pretentious.
 
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