The Astronomy Thread

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!

Zaara

I'm With HER ♀
1,635
7,583
1nthxpna7sw91.jpg
 
  • 12Like
  • 1Mother of God
Reactions: 12 users

Captain Suave

Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.
5,263
8,957
As my cousin who works on flight simulation has put it, landing these boosters "Is like trying to balance a burning pencil on the tip of your finger... in a hurricane." Fucking amazing that it works at all.
 
  • 2Like
  • 1Solidarity
Reactions: 2 users

Sanrith Descartes

You have insufficient privileges to reply here.
<Aristocrat╭ರ_•́>
44,619
121,019
As my cousin who works on flight simulation has put it, landing these boosters "Is like trying to balance a burning pencil on the tip of your finger... in a hurricane." Fucking amazing that it works at all.
Watching that shit really shows you that hiring people because their IQ is above 150 is more important than their skin color or orientation.
 
  • 2Like
  • 1Salty
Reactions: 2 users

Gravel

Mr. Poopybutthole
39,456
129,921
It's funny, because people would much rather watch rocket landings now as opposed to the takeoffs.
 
  • 1Worf
  • 1Picard
Reactions: 1 users

Mudcrush Durtfeet

Hungry Ogre
2,428
-757
Want a real dose of clown world? NASA had working prototypes of this tech back in the mid 90s;




Of course the illumined galaxy brains that run NASA canceled it in favor of a retarded design that would never fly in any form.

It was a single stage to orbit craft. It is barely possible (in theory) to build such a thing, but the payload is miniscule. Cancelling it was a good idea. The prototype was one third scale and completely unable to reach orbit. It did verify that you could build it and it would lift off and not explode.
 
  • 1Dislike
Reactions: 1 user

Lambourne

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
2,867
6,856
Because the way physics works, rockets actually get more efficient the larger they get. There was a serious proposal for a reusable SSTO craft in the 70s that was basically a giant cone 96 feet across that could lift 50 tons to orbit and return to land vertically using aerodynamic drag and jet engines for touchdown. It would be unmanned or optionally have a detachable, shuttle-like crew module on top. It'd be similar in total mass to the Saturn V.

It'd have been huge but SpaceX Starship is going to be almost twice as heavy.

1667463742525.png
 
  • 1Dislike
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 users

Mudcrush Durtfeet

Hungry Ogre
2,428
-757
Because the way physics works, rockets actually get more efficient the larger they get. There was a serious proposal for a reusable SSTO craft in the 70s that was basically a giant cone 96 feet across that could lift 50 tons to orbit and return to land vertically using aerodynamic drag and jet engines for touchdown. It would be unmanned or optionally have a detachable, shuttle-like crew module on top. It'd be similar in total mass to the Saturn V.

It'd have been huge but SpaceX Starship is going to be almost twice as heavy.

View attachment 441141
Lol at jet engines for touchdown.
 
  • 1Dislike
Reactions: 1 user

Big Phoenix

Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
<Gold Donor>
46,411
98,670
It was a single stage to orbit craft. It is barely possible (in theory) to build such a thing, but the payload is miniscule. Cancelling it was a good idea. The prototype was one third scale and completely unable to reach orbit. It did verify that you could build it and it would lift off and not explode.
Good thing they canceled it and dumped a billion dollars into the X-32 which never even produced a prototype at all.

Where would we be today if that had gotten a billion dollars of funding in the mid 90s instead?
 

Mudcrush Durtfeet

Hungry Ogre
2,428
-757
Good thing they canceled it and dumped a billion dollars into the X-32 which never even produced a prototype at all.

Where would we be today if that had gotten a billion dollars of funding in the mid 90s instead?
Maybe we'd have a pitifully low payload to LEO SSTO spacecraft. I kinda doubt it, though. Probably we'd have another 20billion boondoggle like the SLS.

Might have caused SpaceX not to exist which certainly would not be a plus.
 
  • 1Dislike
Reactions: 1 user

Big Phoenix

Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
<Gold Donor>
46,411
98,670
Maybe we'd have a pitifully low payload to LEO SSTO spacecraft. I kinda doubt it, though. Probably we'd have another 20billion boondoggle like the SLS.

Might have caused SpaceX not to exist which certainly would not be a plus.
Yeah dumping resources into a concept thats proven to be the future of spaceflight 30 years ago would have been a totally bad choice over the concept that never made it to the prototype stage.