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Araxen

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Is this going to be another "origin" story, or have they learned to take a James Bond route with Batman finally?
 
Kirun

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Araxen said:
Is this going to be another "origin" story, or have they learned to take a James Bond route with Batman finally?
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It sounds like it's going to be a "young Batman" (think Arkham Origins). I really fucking hope they don't rehash the "origin" story yet again. That'll be a fucking yawnfest if they do. I'm down if they open the movie with a quick, 30sec clip of Batman's parents getting clapped and then him waking up in his bed with a "2 years later.." style motif and it's off we go. Any more time than that spent on Batman's fucking origin will be a gigantic fucking annoyance.
 
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Barellron

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Kirun said:
It sounds like it's going to be a "young Batman" (think Arkham Origins). I really fucking hope they don't rehash the "origin" story yet again. That'll be a fucking yawnfest if they do. I'm down if they open the movie with a quick, 30sec clip of Batman's parents getting clapped and then him waking up in his bed with a "2 years later.." style motif and it's off we go. Any more time than that spent on Batman's fucking origin will be a gigantic fucking annoyance.
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Anything more than zero seconds is wasted time. Spiderman movies stopped killing Uncle Ben, Batman movies should follow suit.
 
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Lanx

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something about pattinson wearing the suit looked wrong

i figured out its the same as nic cage superman
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Sevens

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I guess I'm lucky as I never seen him (Pattinson) in anything...never watched Twilight so my view isnt as askew as others
 
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Arbitrary

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Sevens said:
I guess I'm lucky as I never seen him (Pattinson) in anything...never watched Twilight so my view isnt as askew as others
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The first Twilight film with the RiffTrax commentary is an amazing piece of cinema.
 
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Kirun

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Dude, go watch The Lighthouse !!!!
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Not just that, but he's also fucking awesome in The Rover (this movie is very, very underrated/unknown), High Life (although, that movie is weird as fuck and not necessarily in a good way - typically I appreciate a good mindfuck movie, but that movie tried to be weird for weirdness' sake I felt like), The King (even though his role is small), and Waiting for the Barbarians.
 
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Hosix

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Kirun said:
Not just that, but he's also fucking awesome in The Rover (this movie is very, very underrated/unknown), High Life (although, that movie is weird as fuck and not necessarily in a good way - typically I appreciate a good mindfuck movie, but that movie tried to be weird for weirdness' sake I felt like), The King (even though his role is small), and Waiting for the Barbarians.
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So The Rover was on a bunch earlier this month on showtime I believe. I watched out of curiosity. It’s not a bad movie at all. Worth a watch. A solid 5/7 movie.
 
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Kirun said:
I'm down if they open the movie with a quick, 30sec clip of Batman's parents getting clapped and then him waking up in his bed with a "2 years later.." style motif and it's off we go. Any more time than that spent on Batman's fucking origin will be a gigantic fucking annoyance.
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Then you guys will call him a mary sue.
 
Lanx

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Kirun said:
Not just that, but he's also fucking awesome in The Rover (this movie is very, very underrated/unknown), High Life (although, that movie is weird as fuck and not necessarily in a good way - typically I appreciate a good mindfuck movie, but that movie tried to be weird for weirdness' sake I felt like), The King (even though his role is small), and Waiting for the Barbarians.
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the one with elephants and legally blond girl is good too
 
kegkilla

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Kirun said:
Not just that, but he's also fucking awesome in The Rover (this movie is very, very underrated/unknown), High Life (although, that movie is weird as fuck and not necessarily in a good way - typically I appreciate a good mindfuck movie, but that movie tried to be weird for weirdness' sake I felt like), The King (even though his role is small), and Waiting for the Barbarians.
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Good Time
 
j00t

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Kirun said:
It sounds like it's going to be a "young Batman" (think Arkham Origins). I really fucking hope they don't rehash the "origin" story yet again. That'll be a fucking yawnfest if they do. I'm down if they open the movie with a quick, 30sec clip of Batman's parents getting clapped and then him waking up in his bed with a "2 years later.." style motif and it's off we go. Any more time than that spent on Batman's fucking origin will be a gigantic fucking annoyance.
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wait... "2 years later"?? lol... so like... you want adolescent batman?
 
Blitz

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Not sure we ever really needed a new Batman after the Dark Knight series, but alas. Superhero movies need to die.

At least this one looked dark as fuck.. Hope he just murders people in this one. Great trailer.
 
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Malakriss

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Studio should've moved it up to Batman Beyond era, made the new Harley be the daughter of the original and at least open up some non-recycled plotlines.
 
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