The Before Trilogy

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Araysar

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Of course they are real, what kind of a question is that?
 
McCheese

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I'd heard of each of those movies separately, but it never occurred to me that they were all connected. Mind = blown.

Wow, I also didn't realize there was almost a decade between each movie. That's why I never made the connection.

P.S Julie Delpy still looks good.
 
iannis

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All things considered, a good one considering I've never seen any advertisments for them ever and there's supposedly 3 of them.

Of course, I don't watch The View or The Cooking Channel either, so that by itself doesn't mean much.
 
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Watching this trilogy with my wife brought us closer together, allowing me to open up my innermost thoughts and feelings to her in a more equal and fair way. We became as one.

It was beautiful. Saved my marriage.

Araysar gets A+ from me on movie choice and he should also become a marriage counselor focusing on the use of the Before trilogy as a way to rebuild paths of communication between cohabitating spouses.
 
Araysar

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I dont know why people are always skeptical about my movie choices.

Its quite annoying.
 
hodj

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Araysar_sl said:
I dont know why people are always skeptical about my movie choices.

Its quite annoying.
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I tried to give a rock solid testimonial to the impact on my life your movie choices has made, bro. We can only pray the heathens will listen.
 
Szlia

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I have not seen any of them, but I have a friend of mine who rates them very highly and the director, Richard Linklater, has a very intriguing filmography (Dazed & Confused, A Scanner Darkly, Fast Food Nation, School of Rock, Before trilogy... what?). To add a little salt for the peanut gallery, I should add that the aforementioned friend is a college professor in film history specialized in gender studies and this year he is giving a class on queer cinema!
 
Araysar

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SEE BROS?

Reach into your shriveled tiny souls and watch this movie, and recapture a piece of your souls and your heart.




Dont be like the guys in this

 
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cannot take you seriously, araysar, no matter how hard you try.
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Mist

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It's actually a quadrilogy. The 4th installment is being written by Damon Lindelof as we speak, and will be titled "Before Prometheus." Rumors have it that it is set, ironically enough,afterthe movie Prometheus, and involves Julie Deply being rapregnated to death by Xenomorphs.

(I am not proud of the contents of this post.)
 
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Mist_sl said:
It's actually a quadrilogy. The 4th installment is being written by Damon Lindelof as we speak, and will be titled "Before Prometheus." Rumors have it that it is set, ironically enough,afterthe movie Prometheus, and involves Julie Deply being rapregnated to death by Xenomorphs.

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A+ would read it again.
 
Araysar

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Mist_sl said:
It's actually a quadrilogy. The 4th installment is being written by Damon Lindelof as we speak, and will be titled "Before Prometheus." Rumors have it that it is set, ironically enough,afterthe movie Prometheus, and involves Julie Deply being rapregnated to death by Xenomorphs.

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I laughed.
 
Xarpolis

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While it has nothing at all to do with this Trilogy, I watched another pussy movie. Midnight in Paris. Directed by Woody Allen staring Mr. funky nose himself, Owen Wilson.

This was actually a decent film. I enjoyed it a lot. I'm looking forward to seeing Woody's next film (With Dice Clay & Louie CK), Blue Jasmine.
 
Araysar

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Well make another thread for it then.
 
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