The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

Sean_sl

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Bought my XB1 today. Asked where they were and the blue shirt said he wasn't sure they had any, they were usually out, but there were plenty of PS4's. Luckily he went to the backroom where they told me they kept the remaining ones to "keep them from being stolen".
You are a hilariously bad liar.
 

Vaclav

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You are a hilariously bad liar.
Depends, he could live in Ballmer's back yard - bet he's buying up extras to create some false demand.

Plus it's not impossible that MS is buying back some hardware if those repackages are actually happening.

It's very UNLIKELY to be true I'd agree, but it's not implausible that it could be true. [although in this day and age, if he wanted belief basically everyone that can afford such things have at least a shitty camera phone... even people on Lifeline programs...] I find it more alarming that after white knighting the system for months he waits 2 1/2 months to get it personally.
 

Soygen

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Bought my XB1 today. Asked where they were and the blue shirt said he wasn't sure they had any, they were usually out, but there were plenty of PS4's. Luckily he went to the backroom where they told me they kept the remaining ones to "keep them from being stolen".
When he came out with your Xbone, did you guys high-five each other?
 

Xevy

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You are a hilariously bad liar.
100% not lying. I was going to take a picture but I had to go up to the register with the dude holding my XB1 to pay for it.

Whether I'm a fanboy or not, I wasn't planning on buying it until a game I wanted to play (Titanfall) came out. Still no game I want to play for it, but I just bought one because I was going to Best Buy anyways.

If it makes you PS4ggots feel better, or proves your 'sold out everywhere' nonsense wrong, the Best Buy locator says the store is not available for PS4 pickup, but they had plenty sitting there and the guy said "they usually only have ps4's available".
 

Xevy

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When he came out with your Xbone, did you guys high-five each other?
No, we just tip-rubbed through my jeans and his khaki's and then I belly bumped the stock guy and fellated the cashier.

Edit: Castleton Best Buy in Indy if any Hoosiers really want a PS4. Feel free to take pictures. #nofilter
 

Ritley

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No, we just tip-rubbed through my jeans and his khaki's and then I belly bumped the stock guy and fellated the cashier.

Edit: Castleton Best Buy in Indy if any Hoosiers really want a PS4. Feel free to take pictures. #nofilter
It's not that I don't believe that there are ps4s available, it's that don't believe that xbones aren't available. I can walk into both targets in plainfield and avon and see the displays full of both.
 

Xevy

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Yeah, you have absolutely no credibility and no one should believe a word out of your mouth.
PS4ggots don't believe anyone because they know they make up all sorts of shit to validate their theories and opinions. I've not once lied about anything on here, no reason to start now.

Apparently you motherfuckers are shady as shit and projecting that shit on me, but that doesn't surprise me. Interwebs.

Edit: Ritley go swing by that Best Buy. I'm not saying XB1's are sold out anywhere, but I'm saying they ARE sold out at some places and PS4's aren't sold out everywhere. Absolutions are for crazies.
 

khalid

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You have been so relentlessly shilling the Xbone, even refusing to admit obvious shit like the hardware of it is inferior. You have less than zero credibility. How fucking stupid do you think we are, to even try your stupid ass lie?
 

Tuco

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PS4ggots don't believe anyone because they know they make up all sorts of shit to validate their theories and opinions. I've not once lied about anything on here, no reason to start now.

Apparently you motherfuckers are shady as shit and projecting that shit on me, but that doesn't surprise me. Interwebs.

Edit: Ritley go swing by that Best Buy. I'm not saying XB1's are sold out anywhere, but I'm saying they ARE sold out at some places and PS4's aren't sold out everywhere. Absolutions are for crazies.
"Hey guys don't worry about the fact that you still can't buy PS4s online and there's still a small markup on ebay and you've been able to buy XB1s online since very soon after release. This anecdotal bullshit I have is totally convincing"

Amazon.com: PlayStation 4 Console: Video Games
Amazon.com: Xbox One Console: Video Games
 

Regime

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PS4ggots don't believe anyone because they know they make up all sorts of shit to validate their theories and opinions. I've not once lied about anything on here, no reason to start now.

Apparently you motherfuckers are shady as shit and projecting that shit on me, but that doesn't surprise me. Interwebs.

Edit: Ritley go swing by that Best Buy. I'm not saying XB1's are sold out anywhere, but I'm saying they ARE sold out at some places and PS4's aren't sold out everywhere. Absolutions are for crazies.
Maybe in bumfuck Egypt where you live but in actual cities like DC and NY I see only Xbones.
 

Xevy

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You have been so relentlessly shilling the Xbone, even refusing to admit obvious shit like the hardware of it is inferior. You have less than zero credibility. How fucking stupid do you think we are, to even try your stupid ass lie?
Shilling? I'm just defending it. I've said over and over buy the console that plays the unique games you want to play. You tards are the Sony flag-wavers. I still don't think PS4 is "50% better", and I don't think most people do at this point either.

Tuco: I'm pretty sure I've said anectdotal evidence doesn't apply to the PS4ggots all over the place. Why would I think that didn't apply to me?

Here's a stats tip: You can prove presence, but you can never prove absence. I just proved PS4's presence.
 

Kedwyn

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Both of you are fucking annoying. Like watching two fat dudes windmill punch at each other over the last Cheeto.