The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

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16-0!

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radditsu

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That is an early as hell bye week.

Also Didnt Charles Barkley do the exact same thing as Sapp?
 

Tenks

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Yeah I'm starting to feel like an idiot saying the pats will go 12-4. That schedule is hilarious.

Has anyone figured out the SoS of that?
 

Brahma

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Yeah I'm starting to feel like an idiot saying the pats will go 12-4. That schedule is hilarious.
You honestly can say they may run the table. Outside of Indy they play zero good/great QB's. Romo? But no Murray will he revert to the oopsie man? I mean I am sure there will be a loss or two there, but fucks sake...that schedule is crazy for a SB winning team.
 

Tenks

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You honestly can say they may run the table. Outside of Indy they play zero good/great QB's. Romo? But no Murray will he revert to the oopsie man? I mean I am sure there will be a loss or two there, but fucks sake...that schedule is crazy for a SB winning team.
16-0 is really, really, really hard to do. This is still the NFL and making a couple of mental mistakes can mean you lose the game.

Of teams that I'd consider games they could drop: Indy, Bills, Broncos, Eagles, Fins, Cowboys, (MAYBE) Jets.
 

moontayle

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Any given Sunday is a term for a reason. There are no givens. That said, the Pats are good enough to keep on keepin' on, regardless of who they play so 11 wins is probably the minimum they end up at, barring some bad luck.

Cowboys get AFC East and NFC South. One could argue that's just as soft, though I don't expect the NFC South to be as bad as they were last year. Split the Giants, Sweep the Eagles and Skins. 5-1 in division. Lose to Pats and Bills (late December game in Buffalo, yeah...), win against Jets and Miami. 2-2 against East. Sweep the NFC South (I said I don't expect them to be as bad, but they're still not that good). 4-0. Lose to Seattle, win against Green Bay in Dez revenge game of the ages. Overall 12-4.
 

Sutekh

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Any given Sunday is a term for a reason. There are no givens. That said, the Pats are good enough to keep on keepin' on, regardless of who they play so 11 wins is probably the minimum they end up at, barring some bad luck.

Cowboys get AFC East and NFC South. One could argue that's just as soft, though I don't expect the NFC South to be as bad as they were last year. Split the Giants, Sweep the Eagles and Skins. 5-1 in division. Lose to Pats and Bills (late December game in Buffalo, yeah...), win against Jets and Miami. 2-2 against East. Sweep the NFC South (I said I don't expect them to be as bad, but they're still not that good). 4-0. Lose to Seattle, win against Green Bay in Dez revenge game of the ages. Overall 12-4.
Hah you actually think the Cowgirls stand a chance at Miami?
 

jooka

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Certainly not a guarantee 16-0 but talk about a cakewalk to the playoffs.
 

Alex

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Man, fuck that. Bengals schedule sucks. Playing the AFC West and NFC West is gonna be ROUGH. At least I can see them in Oakland for the opening game of the season and later in the year in SF for SNF.
 

Tenks

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2 home games first 10 weeks. Fuck the nfl.
I was listening to Cowherd while getting lunch and he was saying the Jags have basically a 2 month span with one real home game. They're away a bunch, have a home game, away a bunch, London "home" game, away a bunch.

Good luck getting free agents to buy into this London bullshit Jax
 

Sutekh

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I was listening to Cowherd while getting lunch and he was saying the Jags have basically a 2 month span with one real home game. They're away a bunch, have a home game, away a bunch, London "home" game, away a bunch.

Good luck getting free agents to buy into this London bullshit Jax
Everyone wants to jerk each other off about how awesome snow games are because it gives those teams better home field advantages, then the league completely fucks Miami about getting games in the heat.