The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

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Gravel

Mr. Poopybutthole
39,391
129,544
LOL at Ray Lewis being needed in Baltimore.

Glad the Raiduhs took Cooper. Didn't want the Redskins to piss away a pick on a skill position.
 

Joeboo

Molten Core Raider
8,157
140
#1 sign that the Al Davis influence is finally gone in Oakland: they had to decide between two receivers and didn't just take the faster one.

And lol Redskins
 

Foggy

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
6,292
4,878
Definitely needed a RT with the 5 pick. Lol. Deadskins. RG3 will get more protection so he can throw more horrible passes from the pocket.
 

Zzen

Potato del Grande
2,887
3,587
Meet the new Redskins "GM", same as the old Redskins "GM"...

On the plus side Gruden said this picks makes him want to return to coaching, so maybe we won't have to hear him in the booth anymore.
 

Profundis

Silver Knight of the Realm
795
3
Most of the intrigue is gone now that Tennessee didn't trade their pick. I guess now we can see how far those dumbasses who got popped for pot possession/possible implication in a murder fall.
 

Gilgamel

A Man Chooses....
2,869
52
Trying to figure out how long it will take me to talk myself into Mariota. I managed to do it with Derek Dooley in the 6 months before football season, so this shouldn't be nearly as hard.
 

Tenks

Bronze Knight of the Realm
14,163
607
Anyone listen to Kiper's radio show Saturday mornings? During the off-season he does his Big Board for the various girls currently on the Bachelor. Shit is hilarious. Talks in the same way-too-quick manner and keeps re-using the same adjectives all the time like he does for his player evaluations.
 

uncognito

Trakanon Raider
1,181
754
...As a skins fan I am neither disappointed or excited by this pick. but not being disappointed as a skins fan is pretty rare.