The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

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Gilgamel

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Oh great SI, just curse the fuck out of our new franchise QB as soon as we draft him. Thanks OBAMA.
 
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Seems like:

1.) they're feeling good about the pass rush compensating for missing pieces in the secondary

or

2.) they're higher/hotter on some of these young guys than fans are

or a combination of the 2.
 

Genjiro

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LOL FAGGOT DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN A STEELERS FAN?
Yes. 23-22!

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Best.game.ever. Big Ben for the win
 

Gilgamel

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The whole thing is a joke but the response to this is hilarious. They literally conclude in lawyerspeak that Brady was exchanging signed memorabilia in exchange for some jackhole calling himself the Deflator to take a needle given to him by the equipment manager and deflate the balls after the officials checked them, and Brady refused to cooperate with them and told them he didn't even know the guy's name, despite trading multiple calls and texts with him in the 12 hours immediately following the game.

BRADY LIED, UNDERINFLATED FOOTBALLS FLIED!!
 

Ritley

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Some of the evidence cited:

In the weeks and months before the AFC Championship Game, McNally periodically exchanged text messages with the Patriots equipment assistant primarily responsible for the preparation of the Patriots game balls, John Jastremski. In a number of those text messages, McNally and Jastremski discussed the air pressure of Patriots game balls, Tom Brady?s unhappiness with the inflation level of Patriots game balls, Jastremski?s plan to provide McNally with a ?needle? for use by McNally, and McNally?s requests for ?cash? and sneakers together with the ?needle? to be provided by Jastremski. A sports ball inflation needle is a device that can be used to inflate a football (if attached to an air pump) or release air from a football (if inserted alone into a ball).
 

Hoss

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HAH he says they found nothing and posts that screen cap? Did you read any of it? How about just the highlighted part?
 

moontayle

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This information comes at a time when the Eagles are in full-blown backpedal mode, for a couple of obvious reasons. First, they need to find a way to mend fences with Bradford, who undoubtedly realizes that he was nearly re-traded. Second, the next distraction for Kelly and the Eagles (and the Titans) will be the inevitable speculation - which already has begun in some league circles - thatKelly is destined to eventually become the coach of the Titans.
Eagles made big offer to Bucs | ProFootballTalk

Can Florio report on anything that's not a rumor? As much as the thought of this happening gives me a chuckle, it's about as believable as Ted Cruz at a climate change seminar.