The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

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Tenks

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I can 100% guarantee you the casual fan has already forgotten about deflate gate and CNN/FOX/MSNBC will have a hard time running news on it 24/7 because there is no video and no chick got leveled. I doubt much will actually occur from this.
 

Phazael

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Well, I think the impact on the game was likely minimal (and many other teams do similar things), but it is never the crime that gets you. It is always the cover up. And if Tom was non-cooperative with the investigation, then the Commish will very likely make a big example out of him, just not in a way that affects the Cheatriots season in any tangible manner. Remember the entire Seattle secondary getting caught red handed doping and having their suspensions staggered over the season? Yeah the guy who said Brady sits out the Week 7 Bucs game was exactly right.
 
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chances you read the report completely = 0%

chances that you just wanted a reason to announce you can read 139 pages of crap in an hour "fourth five" = 100%
You've been wrong before, why not turn it into a habit?

Go on, read our previous exchange. You're a fool of a person.

Yup, caught my typo, cell phone auto corrects and I don't care enough to edit my content.
 

Zzen

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Wasn't there some type of ban bet involving Azeth saying there would be no punishment doled out for Deflategate or is that just wishful thinking on my part?
 

Alex

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Wasn't there some type of ban bet involving Azeth saying there would be no punishment doled out for Deflategate or is that just wishful thinking on my part?
I recall this too. Could also be wishful thinking though.
 

Hoss

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Also there is precedent of punishment for this offense, and it does not include the suspension of a player....

So, even if they had a video of brady plunging his dick into all 12 balls and releasing air - he's still playing every game next year.

I think?
What precedent do you think has been set?

Wasn't there some type of ban bet involving Azeth saying there would be no punishment doled out for Deflategate or is that just wishful thinking on my part?
He was running his mouth about it, but I think he was too chickenshit to accept. IMS, he tried to change the standard to the superbowl win being vacated or something when he was called out.
 

Column_sl

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you know, the one in the rulebook stating its a fine and potential loss of draft picks.
Either way the damage is done as far as the Public goes. Just look at the Saints. People still call them cheaters even tho they had a really good team the year they won the Superbowl.

For the patriots this is the 2nd time they have been put in front of the public as cheaters.
 

Hoss

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Actually, I don't think anyone is still calling the saints cheaters.

And I'm not familiar with that precedent azeth. You talking about the saints precedent? Where the Head coach was suspended for a year because he should have known what was going on in his locker room?

Spygate precedent?
 
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What damage has been done? Did anyone but NE residents like the patriots to begin with?

Unless they're vacating 4 superbowls, I'm pretty much okay with "spygate" being labeled cheating and "deflate gate" being labeled cheating.

Can the other 31 teams say they've never had a guy on the roster busted for PEDs? Cheaters. Perception is a funny thing huh?
 

Kedwyn

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Either way the damage is done as far as the Public goes. Just look at the Saints. People still call them cheaters even tho they had a really good team the year they won the Superbowl.

For the patriots this is the 2nd time they have been put in front of the public as cheaters.

The only people that give a shit are the butt hurt fans of teams that didn't win. The whole * thing is pretty hilarious and until they go and take Big B's rings away in some kind of death penalty then it really doesn't fucking matter. He is going to be a first round ballot for the HoF, as will Brady and in 20 years no one will fucking care just like no one cares about the Dolphins 17-0. It just won't be relevant.

Funny thing to troll about but in the end, doesn't fucking matter one bit.
 

Famm

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I found it, he was trying to bet against someone saying that Belichick would be suspended for a year, Burnem tried to propose a bet for the Pats getting anything more than a fine and Azeth wouldn't accept.
 

Column_sl

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What damage has been done? Did anyone but NE residents like the patriots to begin with?

Unless they're vacating 4 superbowls, I'm pretty much okay with "spygate" being labeled cheating and "deflate gate" being labeled cheating.

Can the other 31 teams say they've never had a guy on the roster busted for PEDs? Cheaters. Perception is a funny thing huh?
That is some deflection right there haha. We don't care if you think we are cheaters because you all hated us anyway excuse.
 

Sutekh

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