The Expendables 3 (2014)

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ohkcrlho

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Get this man a directors chair.
i approve this...

and this movie is about bad ass heroes (male or female),right?so where are the only 2 great female heroes ever: Sigourney Weaver (Ripley) and Linda Hamilton (Sarah Connor)?i know they are old but come on.....
 

Bondurant

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Looks like Bruce Wills is quite consistent at being a major dick.
 

Chukzombi

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um wasnt sly and willis business partners on Planet Hollywood during the 90s? why did he include willis in the expendables if he knew he would be trouble?
 

Siliconemelons

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saying no give me 4, when offered 3 is just being a dick... I am sure he could pay him 4 or 5 or 10, but that's beyond the point.
 

Chanur

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Only in Hollywood is 3 million not enough for less than a weeks work.
 

Kreugen

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He needs to wear his Lethal Weapon 2 wig.

While Milla Jovavich fingers herself in the foreground.
 

fucker_sl

shitlord
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i dont get it....is this movie 6 hours long ? because with the ammount of actors they are recruiting they will have like 30 seconds screentime each on average
 

zombiewizardhawk

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Most of them have small cameos ala Chuck Norris in the 2nd, Arnold in the first two, Willis in the first two, etc.

However, if they made it 6 hours long I would see it at the midnight showing the night it comes out.