The Fast Food Thread
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pharmakos
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Noodleface
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Doritos are perfect without dipping.
Here's a conspiracy though - the family size bags seem to hold the same amount of seasoning as the regular sized bags, meaning it's spread thinner and less enjoyable. Anyone else notice that?
I also noticed the same feature on family sized cheezits and the salt content. Fucking horse shit
Also family size Doritos bags always seem to feel a little bit staler
Here's a conspiracy though - the family size bags seem to hold the same amount of seasoning as the regular sized bags, meaning it's spread thinner and less enjoyable. Anyone else notice that?
I also noticed the same feature on family sized cheezits and the salt content. Fucking horse shit
Also family size Doritos bags always seem to feel a little bit staler
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"All I know is, Burger King onion rings make me produce gas so god awfully bad, the nazi's could have bottled it up and used it in the 40's."
"BK's onion rings give me the kind of gas that give maggots nightmares."
"I had two whopper jrs and onion rings....and i had the worst gas i've ever had in my life. It smelt like something died in my ass. It was horrid..but I couldn't stop smelling it to gauge the fart...to confirm it was the worst ever."
"This special type of fart will send you straight to your death bed."
"Burger King's Onion Rings... I can't be the only one who gets farts that scare away animals after eating burger king onion rings, I mean technicolor fourth of July farts. Farts that make a room hazy and occupants woozy."
"4 to 6 hours after eating them I'm able to be labeled a chemical weapon."
"The BK onion rings produce haz-mat quality stuff."
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McCheese
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I've actually noticed both of those things. They're probably staler because they are purchased far less frequently than regular bags, so they sit on shelves much longer.
Soygen
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Most stores purchase based on inventory turns, so theoretically they should not sit there any longer.
Noodleface
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I agree they probably sit longer, probably more air in the bags too. I never buy family size any more after uncovering the truth. Now that someone else realized it I feel vindicated
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Regime
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McCheese
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I just got into a heated argument with a guy at work who claims this shit is better than Doritos. He was eating them for lunch so I tried one. Totally underwhelmed. I think his were the fajita flavor, so maybe the others are better? No way better than Doritos, though.
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Noodleface
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Burger King onion rings don't give me farts, but I am absolutely guaranteed to burp up nasty onion ring burps for close to 24 hours. It doesn't matter how much or what else I've eaten since the onion rings either, nothing but onion ring taste comes out. No other onion rings do that to me.
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If you substitute "barbecue" for "Beef & Cheddar" this was the exact post I was going to make.
Melvin
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When I was in boot camp my RDC ordered me to stop putting Tobasco sauce on my eggs for that same reason. He never went to the galley with us though, he just recognized that smell.
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Ordered a pizza from dominos online. I fucking hate their website with a passion, shows no prices, missing some important options, like well-done wings or extra sauce on wings..
As soon as I placed the order I gave the "online ordering experience" one star.. The store called me up and were fucking pissed off that I gave them a one star review before I even got my pizza. I tried to explain that I only rated the website and not the store.. But they were so pissed that there was no way I could trust any food they sent me. Had to cancel the order.
As soon as I placed the order I gave the "online ordering experience" one star.. The store called me up and were fucking pissed off that I gave them a one star review before I even got my pizza. I tried to explain that I only rated the website and not the store.. But they were so pissed that there was no way I could trust any food they sent me. Had to cancel the order.