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Xevy

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Went to a place called Burger Fuel. It's "healthy" and "eco conscious" burgers. Super pretentious. The beef was from NZ (like flying beef across the world is somehow better for the environment than slaughtering them 700 miles away). They don't have a make-a-burger, it's prebuilt. I got the "bastard" because it said it had avacado, cheese, bacon, and I stopped reading. Then I got it. Apparently I didn't read about the tomato relish (motherfuckers, use ketchup), CHIA AND BEET PASTE, and fucking mango slices. The burger was fine but beets taste like dirt and it just dripped everywhere. Fucking 9.50 for that burger. The 2.50 fries with garlic aioli were good, but the 2.50 coke IN A GLASS I had to get because they don't have a soda fountain was super dumb. Fuck this hipster shit. They need make it all in like 3 minutes though.
 
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McCheese

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Xevy said:
Went to a place called Burger Fuel. It's "healthy" and "eco conscious" burgers. Super pretentious. The beef was from NZ (like flying beef across the world is somehow better for the environment than slaughtering them 700 miles away). They don't have a make-a-burger, it's prebuilt. I got the "bastard" because it said it had avacado, cheese, bacon, and I stopped reading. Then I got it. Apparently I didn't read about the tomato relish (motherfuckers, use ketchup), CHIA AND BEET PASTE, and fucking mango slices. The burger was fine but beets taste like dirt and it just dripped everywhere. Fucking 9.50 for that burger. The 2.50 fries with garlic aioli were good, but the 2.50 coke IN A GLASS I had to get because they don't have a soda fountain was super dumb. Fuck this hipster shit. They need make it all in like 3 minutes though.
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Noodleface

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Had McDonald's chicken tenders whatever the fuck they're called at 2am. Had to wait 5 goddamn minutes so that shit was prime fresh.

Absolutely disgusting. Seasoning tasted weird and the chicken felt... Rubbery? It's McDonald's so I expected a dumpster fire at least and got what I expected
 
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McCheese

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McDonalds buttermilk chicken is shit. That's what their tenders are. Only fast food I threw away was the buttermilk chicken sandwich.
 
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Alex

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Xevy said:
Went to a place called Burger Fuel. It's "healthy" and "eco conscious" burgers. Super pretentious. The beef was from NZ (like flying beef across the world is somehow better for the environment than slaughtering them 700 miles away). They don't have a make-a-burger, it's prebuilt. I got the "bastard" because it said it had avacado, cheese, bacon, and I stopped reading. Then I got it. Apparently I didn't read about the tomato relish (motherfuckers, use ketchup), CHIA AND BEET PASTE, and fucking mango slices. The burger was fine but beets taste like dirt and it just dripped everywhere. Fucking 9.50 for that burger. The 2.50 fries with garlic aioli were good, but the 2.50 coke IN A GLASS I had to get because they don't have a soda fountain was super dumb. Fuck this hipster shit. They need make it all in like 3 minutes though.
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You got what you deserved for not doing your due diligence by reading the menu.
 
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Chanur

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Xevy said:
Went to a place called Burger Fuel. It's "healthy" and "eco conscious" burgers. Super pretentious. The beef was from NZ (like flying beef across the world is somehow better for the environment than slaughtering them 700 miles away). They don't have a make-a-burger, it's prebuilt. I got the "bastard" because it said it had avacado, cheese, bacon, and I stopped reading. Then I got it. Apparently I didn't read about the tomato relish (motherfuckers, use ketchup), CHIA AND BEET PASTE, and fucking mango slices. The burger was fine but beets taste like dirt and it just dripped everywhere. Fucking 9.50 for that burger. The 2.50 fries with garlic aioli were good, but the 2.50 coke IN A GLASS I had to get because they don't have a soda fountain was super dumb. Fuck this hipster shit. They need make it all in like 3 minutes though.
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Burn it to the ground for this sacrilege.
 
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Conefed

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Taco Bell: Putting naked chicken chips in quesadilla is on point. It hit me just right. A-
Happy Hour - Medium Strawberry Candy Slush is absolutely worth $1. A
Baja Blast: Asinine to rate this, but I must mention that the machine was calibrated differently and the drink was syrup heavy. A+/Extra credit
 
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pharmakos

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i miss the days when a cheesy gordita crunch was only $1.99. its my favorite item at Taco Bell, but the fucking thing costs the same as 3.5 dollar menu items. i just can't justify it unless its in the box meal these days.
 
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Ritley

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Well it’s in fucking Broadripple, of course it’s going to be hipster.

And its the cheese that is from NZ, Xevy up here with the #fakenews
 
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Xevy

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Ritley said:
Well it’s in fucking Broadripple, of course it’s going to be hipster.

And its the cheese that is from NZ, Xevy up here with the #fakenews
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Read again. 100% grass fed NZ beef. BRUH DON'T EVEN.

Broad Ripple is only 75% hipster. 25% great dives.
 
Hekotat

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Tried Arby's Pepperoni Chicken Parm last night, that was a tasty sandwich. I'm kinda bummed it's a limited time thing. I couldn't really taste the Pepperoni but I assume it was just to keep the sauce off the chicken to keep it crispy.

Speaking of which, Conefed Conefed , have you tried any breaded frozen chicken patties in that air fryer? I want to know if they come out good enough to make my own chicken parm.

I also saw these at the store today, they sound disgusting to me so I'm not going to take that bullet. I'll let McCheese weigh in.
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You just gotta go deeper

Our BurgerFuel buns are made from a mixture of wholemeal and hard wheat flour, a reduced level of salt and no added sugar, blended with olive oil and topped with roasted sesame seeds. They are free from any dairy as well as artificial preservatives. Crafted with passion using all natural ingredients, meticulously prepared, proved over hours and lightly baked to produce a supple, moist bread to envelop the freshest burger ingredients.

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McCheese

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Hekotat said:
Tried Arby's Pepperoni Chicken Parm last night, that was a tasty sandwich. I'm kinda bummed it's a limited time thing. I couldn't really taste the Pepperoni but I assume it was just to keep the sauce off the chicken to keep it crispy.

Speaking of which, Conefed Conefed , have you tried any breaded frozen chicken patties in that air fryer? I want to know if they come out good enough to make my own chicken parm.

I also saw these at the store today, they sound disgusting to me so I'm not going to take that bullet. I'll let McCheese weigh in.
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Those look delicious. They look like those Cap'n Crunch bites that Taco Bell had (has?).
 
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