The Fast Food Thread

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Vaclav

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Alex said:
Tarantino writes the best dialogue.
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I'm sure he's known some non-religious Jews in his life with how that section was done. It's almost verbatim for some of the rants I've heard in the family from the non-religious among the in-laws. (although they all break the shellfish rule)
 
McCheese

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Some of the dirtiest animals are the most delicious animals. Who gives a shit.
 
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Crone

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I didn't feel obligated. Destroyed 2 lbs of crab legs instead.


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McCheese

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lurkingdirk said:
Is that different from every day for you?
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Yes. Unlike you dainty sunflowers with your fragile digestive systems that apparently fart fire just thinking about Taco Bell, it takes something special to mess me up inside.
 
lurkingdirk

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McCheese said:
Yes. Unlike you dainty sunflowers with your fragile digestive systems that apparently fart fire just thinking about Taco Bell, it takes something special to mess me up inside.
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I'm no dainty flower, and my farts rival the best, but you eat a lot of processed food. Hence the reason for my question.
 
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McCheese

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lurkingdirk said:
I'm no dainty flower, and my farts rival the best, but you eat a lot of processed food. Hence the reason for my question.
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I grew up on processed garbage, so maybe that's why my body is able to handle it so incredibly well. Now celery? That shit is poison.
 
Khane

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Broccoli does it to a lot of people. That's why you drench it in cheese sauce. Drown out the air.
 
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BrutulTM

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It takes like a pound of dried apricots to make me shit. My stomach is totally bulletproof. I would probably be less fat if it wasn't.
 
Ritley

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Just had a Cafe Rio open up near us and decided to go with the kids since apparently they give cheese quesadillas our free to them. Went at 4 pm, line was almost out the door.

Ended up sad at McDonald’s
 
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BoozeCube

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Itlan said:
I'm a fan of sweet and spicy, but candy?

I think that's where I draw the line.
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Yeah I caught me by surprise and I was kind of like what the hell I'll give em a shot. Their really isn't much spice to them, think maybe a combo between skittles and redhots but not as hot as redhots. Shit It's hard to describe em honestly.
 
Xevy

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Anyone done their own Bourbon Chicken sauce recipe? I've been googling but I'll be sad if I make a huge batch and it's not as good as the mall kind.
 
McCheese

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I'm personally not a big fan of spicy candies, but I endorse in the strongest terms when companies try to innovate fast and junk food.
 
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