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Vaclav

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McCheese said:
Had a bag of these last night:

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I figured they'd be great, because Route 11 makes Mama Zuma's which are amazing. These were WAY too salty. It's definitely not real old bay on them. I've found that any generically labeled "crab" chips will be much worse than chips with true old bay. Although it might just be Utz that actually uses old bay.
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Utz is a fake (although a decent one) it's Herr's that are legit Old Bay.

And holy shit - checking out the Herr's site for prices since you inspired a craving - Herr's has Old Bay Cheese Curls - I cannot even imagine... have you tried them? $40 with shipping for a case is a bit steep with no familiarity.
 
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McCheese said:
Ate a box of these last night:

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As always with this shitty frozen chicken, one of them had a big chunk of cartilage or something in it. Never fucking fails. It's a shame, too, because the sauce is delicious.
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One of my chicken pieces on the pizza had cartilage also :(
 
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My youngest kid always struggles to eat for various reasons. However, he seems to have decided that Burger King JR cheese burgers are bloody awesome. He's eating three in a sitting, which is more than he was eating in a whole day. He's gaining weight. I know it's crap food, but he needs a little bulk. Plus, he's likely boosting BK's stock.

On a side note, there is nothing on the BK menu that I particularly enjoy. I tried the chicken Cordon Bleu sandwich tonight. Meh. Totally unremarkable. It was billed as some special sandwich we're lucky to have at our local BK.
 
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lurkingdirk said:
My youngest kid always struggles to eat for various reasons. However, he seems to have decided that Burger King JR cheese burgers are bloody awesome. He's eating three in a sitting, which is more than he was eating in a whole day. He's gaining weight. I know it's crap food, but he needs a little bulk. Plus, he's likely boosting BK's stock.

On a side note, there is nothing on the BK menu that I particularly enjoy. I tried the chicken Cordon Bleu sandwich tonight. Meh. Totally unremarkable. It was billed as some special sandwich we're lucky to have at our local BK.
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I feel the same way, been to BK plenty over the years but nothing ever stands out. It's one of those fast food places that isn't the worst by a long shot just nothing memorable. I take that back the Angry Whopper owns shit but they removed it. We should be burning down all BK's in protest.
 
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Noodleface

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Im a BK connosiuer, don't get gourmet shit. Stick to regular burgers. For chicken you can't beat Wendy's so don't even try.
 
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McCheese

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lurkingdirk said:
My youngest kid always struggles to eat for various reasons. However, he seems to have decided that Burger King JR cheese burgers are bloody awesome. He's eating three in a sitting, which is more than he was eating in a whole day. He's gaining weight. I know it's crap food, but he needs a little bulk. Plus, he's likely boosting BK's stock.

On a side note, there is nothing on the BK menu that I particularly enjoy. I tried the chicken Cordon Bleu sandwich tonight. Meh. Totally unremarkable. It was billed as some special sandwich we're lucky to have at our local BK.
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How do you not like their onion rings? Or the whopper? Both are classics of fast food.
 
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Even if you don't like onion rings, getting one in your fries instantly makes every fry better
 
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chaos

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I don't like anything at BK because I haven't been to a BK in over a decade that was worth a shit. Every time I think "let's roll the dice" I get a fucked up microwaved burger, soggy undercooked onion rings, gross vegetation, and outright retarded service. I'm shocked BK is even still in business.

Back in the day, BK was the fucking jam. 99 cent whoppers were the shit, fries were always shit but the onion rings were always a go to. Which makes the downfall so much worse.
 
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Pemulis

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10, maybe 15 years ago I bit into a BK chicken sandwich that was completely raw. I'm sick now just thinking of that texture. Haven't been back since. None of my kids has ever stepped foot in a BK. F that place

Is Smashburger a national chain? If I want a burger, I go to 5 guys or Smashburger
 
Noodleface

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I'm probably the only person that likes bk. I did work there though, so at least I know the burgers we're grilled / broiled in a way that can't be fucked up. Anything fried is really up to the dude running the fryolators
 
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I like BK. The BK Broiler back in the day was the greatest chicken sandwich. Don't think it's around anymore, sadly. However, I've never had a bad experience with a traditional whopper + onion rings.
 
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i miss the old cheap stackers at BK. i think they're still on the menu but they don't have the sauce anymore? and cost more than they used to. have barely seen a reason to go back there in years. tho once in awhile when they're doing $1.49 10 piece nuggets i'll stop and order a couple packs.
 
Vaclav

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pharmakos said:
i miss the old cheap stackers at BK. i think they're still on the menu but they don't have the sauce anymore? and cost more than they used to. have barely seen a reason to go back there in years. tho once in awhile when they're doing $1.49 10 piece nuggets i'll stop and order a couple packs.
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Stackers were great - rodeos are closest equivalent these days IMO. But they're either teeny or huge (Rodeo King) - no in between.
 
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