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Hekotat

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So I'm going to Orange County for business tonight and there is an Arby's really close to my hotel. What should I feast on tonight? I usually go for a Beef & Cheddar but I want to go for something new. Heard these new deli sandwiches are truth.

I hope you didn't get the beef n cheddar. It used to be their best sandwich, but now they've brought so much better stuff to the table I never get them anymore.

Try any of the new sandwiches, especially the brisket ones.
 
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Hekotat

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Dangers of the drive thru. I once got a DQ mushroom and swiss burger where they left out the patty. It was just a bun with some mushrooms and sauce in the middle. Like you I didn't want to drive all the way back when I realized it so I just sat and ate my soggy bread in a rage. Seriously though, how do you make a burger and forget the meat?


Bro, do I need to come up there and teach you how to channel that rage into proper bag trajectory?
 
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Vaclav

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And my wife wonders why I usually just go in for to go. Usually ends up faster and easier for a quick check or sometimes scarf down a time/soggy sensitive item before driving the rest home.


And actually related just got her from airport. Getting impatient with me online ordering to save $5 etc. I order 3 spicy chicken and add 2 servings of pickels to each. I'm impressed they didn't give me only 2 sandwhiches with pickle though i thank that their machine now prints like an individual sticker that goes on the wrapper with the order. However all i got was the standard 2 tiny pickle slivers rather than the 4 two servings would be so i can actually taste then.

Indeed - that and the paranoia from blowing my first car's radiator in a drivethru (specifically Taco Bell) is a constant reminder to me to just go in 99% of the time.

I think for the past year, that I've not used a drive-thru besides Checkers at all. And frankly, for Checker's its only because it's hot as balls here most of the time and I'd rather stay AC'ed - they have seriously fucked up a few orders in the drivethru.
 

B-Biscuit

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Had my first experience with pizza rolls last night. Grabbed a 15 pack of totinos combination. I didn't dislike them and finished off the box but honestly if I was gonna hit up the frozen food aisle I'd be more prone to grab pork dumplings every time over pizza rolls.

Ugh no! You bought the box!? I guess I didn't think about it but you gotta go with the bag pizza rolls. Idk why but the box packaging effects the flavor.

I'm proud of you though.
 
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B-Biscuit

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Tried the Taco Bell nacho fries bell grande platter. Biscuit and I both enjoyed it but wished it was bigger. Definitely glad we got the bell grande size instead of the regular size like we almost did.

Yeah, for me to still eat a couple slices of pizza a couple hours after eating these is pretty bad. I easily could have eaten twice the amount they gave me.
 

Noodleface

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I have an issue here .

My work cafeterias spicy chicken sandwich is as good or better than Wendy's. It's slightly thinner but at the same time spicier.

This is like dividing by zero...
 

McCheese

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Yeah but Noodleface Noodleface you're a super taster, so in reality your work cafeteria's spicy chicken sandwich tastes like shit.
 
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McCheese

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Ugh no! You bought the box!? I guess I didn't think about it but you gotta go with the bag pizza rolls. Idk why but the box packaging effects the flavor.

I'm proud of you though.

For real. I don't even know why the boxes exist. They taste worse and they only have 15 rolls...what's the point?
 
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Lanx

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I have an issue here .

My work cafeterias spicy chicken sandwich is as good or better than Wendy's. It's slightly thinner but at the same time spicier.

This is like dividing by zero...
you got some diamond in the rough cafeteria? pretty baller for a cafeteria to have wendy's standards of food.
 

McCheese

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No, i am basically world renowned in this thread for my affinity to spicy food and you can take me on my word. For everything else food related I agree .

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Alex

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As terrible as Noodle's tastes are overall, dude generally does have good taste in the spicy department.
 

jooka

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For real. I don't even know why the boxes exist. They taste worse and they only have 15 rolls...what's the point?


At out Safeway all they had were the boxes, maybe they were out of the bagged version. I'll check at Rosauers next time I hit them up.
 

jooka

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When it comes to eggs, If it don't have runny juicy liquid gold you are doing it wrong.
 
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