The Fast Food Thread

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BoozeCube

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It's been a long long time since I had Cici's but that cardboard slop can hardly even pass as a pizza. Shit even the older Domino's pizzas you know the ones where they made commercials about how shit they were? Well those were like heaven compared to Cici's.

P.S. Baja Blast is amazing upsize those Taco Bell orders for like $.10 like people said it's your duty as a Murican
 
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Alex

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It's been a long long time since I had Cici's but that cardboard slop can hardly even pass as a pizza. Shit even the older Domino's pizzas you know the ones where they made commercials about how shit they were? Well those were like heaven compared to Cici's.

This guy gets it. You have embarrassingly low standards if you consider thinking Cici's to be garbage is pretentious.
 
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Khane

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@Amod I think we also need a QuantityCalories rating for this thread.
 
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Noodleface

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I make horrible yet accurate assessments of food that nags at your inner Dave Thomas because you know they're true. Mccheese just says blatantly false lies because it gets him off sexually
 
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McCheese

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Cici's is no worse than Mama Celeste pizzas from the grocery store, and Mama Celeste pizzas are delicious. I'd gladly pay for an all-you-can-eat Mama Celeste buffet, and that's basically what Cici's is, just with way more variety.
 

BoozeCube

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Cici's is no worse than Mama Celeste pizzas from the grocery store, and Mama Celeste pizzas are delicious. I'd gladly pay for an all-you-can-eat Mama Celeste buffet, and that's basically what Cici's is, just with way more variety.

Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.
 
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Armadon

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With all the talk about pizza I went to papa Murphys and got the all meat stuffed pizza. Shit is good. 8/10
 
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Sludig

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I think the hang up here is that cici's seem to vary far greater than Wendy's do. When I was in texas, there was a massive Cici's with a big arcade, large seating area etc. Was amazing and while the pizza yeah, wasn't top tier by any means, was perfectly fine. (granted this is like almost 20 years ago) Maybe 12 years ago, I'd been to a couple different Cici's, small strip mall one locally and the other was like in some random city I forget on a trip, almost think it was like an airport even,,,, either way, both of those the pizza was almost inedible cardboard as described by some here. Both were smaller, and kinda seemed more of a quick in and out buffet vs the first that seemed a little more family evening out type outing.
 

Crone

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Get the best of both worlds, and get papa Murphys delivered via uber eats!!
 

Crone

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I can't bring myself to use Uber eats.
This past year with a new job and 90+ days in a hotel, I use them constantly. Along with door dash, and Grubhub as well. Although a recent bad delivery experience with Grubhub has made me leary of using them again.

I could have misspoke, and it may have been Door Dash that does papa Murphys.
 
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Serpens

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If you're in Ventura county, check out Topper's for pizza. Small chain, about 7 restaurants total. Always crowded, always wins local newspaper readers/viewers choice awards and it is worthy of them. Good pizza, salad bar. Don't bother getting black olives, though. They are tasteless.
 
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Threelions

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This past year with a new job and 90+ days in a hotel, I use them constantly. Along with door dash, and Grubhub as well. Although a recent bad delivery experience with Grubhub has made me leary of using them again.

I could have misspoke, and it may have been Door Dash that does papa Murphys.

I used Grubhub once, it was a fucking awful experience, never again. Received half my order and sandwich was frozen by the time I got it. Much better experience with uber eats
 

Crone

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I used Grubhub once, it was a fucking awful experience, never again. Received half my order and sandwich was frozen by the time I got it. Much better experience with uber eats
They were doing great for a while, and then I had a bad issue where I ordered some French toast from a greasy spoon diner, and it took 2 hours. The restaurant said they couldn't get a driver, and the driver said the order only popped up on the app 15 minutes prior. No idea who's to blame, and Grubhub refunded the meal, but not the delivery fee. Thought that was stupid.
 

Conefed

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froze at the Taco Bell counter. completely blanked, so I ordered a crunchwrap supreme. It was fail. distribution is way off. Maybe if it was customized, like add spicy ranch, but by default, it was basically worthless.

I want to like idea of loaded nacho fries, but they just don't seem worth it. I'm a big nachos guy and their regular nachos don't appeal to me either. any thoughts?
 
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brekk

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#7 beef chalupas, no sour cream, add creamy jalapeno; soft taco, add creamy jalapeno.

Still want my damn volcano sauce back.
 
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