The Fast Food Thread

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Kiroy

Kiroy

Marine Biologist
<Bronze Donator>
35,324
102,346
Springbok said:
Was in bean town last week and needed quick bite before flying out, ate Chipotle for first time in years... holy fuck it’s awful. The queso is genuinely the least palatable I’ve ever had, it’s like someone from Connecticut decided to try something new so threw some peppers and grainy runny shit in a pot. 2/10 will never eat there again
Click to expand...

Their queso is ridiculously bad. Tastes like they took decent queso and ground up a bunch of chalk board chalk and dumped the dust in.
 
Kiroy

Kiroy

Marine Biologist
<Bronze Donator>
35,324
102,346
Regime said:
Yeah it's disgusting I agree.
Click to expand...

I really don't know how they managed to do it. I know their whole goal was to have a product that didn't harden back up at room temperature, but some laws of nature just can't be broken.
 
Regime

Regime

LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
<Aristocrat╭ರ_•́>
16,863
40,083
Kiroy said:
I really don't know how they managed to do it. I know their whole goal was to have a product that didn't harden back up at room temperature, but some laws of nature just can't be broken.
Click to expand...


I love their bullshit “queso isn’t cheese we’re all natural.” Yeah all natural E fucking Coli.
 
pharmakos

pharmakos

soʞɐɯɹɐɥd
<Bronze Donator>
16,305
-2,234
McCheese said:
I tried those mini pizza rolls. They tasted just like mini pizza rolls. Not sure what the point is. Each one is the size of a Ritz Bits.
Click to expand...

put them in a bowl, fill the bowl with queso, and eat with a spoon.
 
  • 1Quality Calories
Reactions: 1 user
3301

3301

Wake Up Man
<Banned>
2,770
1,379
Regime said:
I love their bullshit “queso isn’t cheese we’re all natural.” Yeah all natural E fucking Coli.
Click to expand...

One year I made velveeta rotell dip during the winter. It was never finished and forgotten about in the fridge in the garage.

A year later I needed the dish to make more, and when I went to retrieve it I had expected some kind of monstrosity.

It looked exactly the same as when I put it in there. No mold. Nothing. Pretty sure that’s not food.
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user
TJT

TJT

Mr. Poopybutthole
<Gold Donor>
42,720
109,023
So I have decided that my only gospel to this thread is that the Cravings Deal at Taco Bell is the best junk food ever. Enter the caveat of no drink, no twists and an extra crunchy taco supreme. I prefer fire sauce because diablo sauce has no flavor and is just their stupid, "hot hot hot sauce" which is boring in terms of hot sauce.

I want a burger to take the lead here but IDK who can top the Cravings Deal with the variety of flavors Taco Bell offers.

Strange times my friends.
 
Khane

Khane

Got something right about marriage
20,338
14,001
Fire sauce is infinitely better than Diablo sauce. I agree that Diablo sauce is bland and flavorless.
 
  • 5Solidarity
  • 1Like
Reactions: 5 users
Alex

Alex

Still a Music Elitist
14,665
7,482
For the people the like hot stuff and have a Nepalese/Indian grocer near you I highly recommend these. They don't mess around. I made a pizza tonight and put only two of these on it and I can feel them in my stomach doing work. Also good to chop up and put on deli sandwiches. They aren't just heat either - the flavor is great. But damn they are hot af.

nepalese red cherry peppers.jpg
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user
Noodleface

Noodleface

A Mod Real Quick
38,274
15,097
Khane said:
Fire sauce is infinitely better than Diablo sauce. I agree that Diablo sauce is bland and flavorless.
Click to expand...
It's the same thing where I say I prefer jalapenos for the flavor and heat over something hotter. I love hot stuff, but if I'm choosing I'm taking jalapeno 99% of the time
 
Jysin

Jysin

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
6,457
4,345
Those nacho pics are sad. I remember when they had green onions and olives as standard. They removed those ingredients and yet still somehow raised the price.

Pepperidge Farms remembers...
 
Kiroy

Kiroy

Marine Biologist
<Bronze Donator>
35,324
102,346
Khane said:
Fire sauce is infinitely better than Diablo sauce. I agree that Diablo sauce is bland and flavorless.
Click to expand...

green sauce was best sauce and they deep six'd it to bring back faggot diablo sauce. luckily walmart still sells it in bottles.
 
Harshaw

Harshaw

Throbbing Member
24,293
123,678
Kiroy said:
green sauce was best sauce and they deep six'd it to bring back faggot diablo sauce. luckily walmart still sells it in bottles.
Click to expand...

Yeah that salsa verde was my favorite. It wasn't spicy but it had the best flavor imo.
 
  • 2Like
Reactions: 1 users
Fifey

Fifey

Trakanon Raider
2,898
962
Taco bell is dead to me now that they've cut the fries, I'll only go during happy hour for a dollar freeze.

Just got back from a week long trip to SF and made sure to hit the Del taco both ways for those delicious fries.20180415_143152.jpg
 
Hekotat

Hekotat

FoH nuclear response team
12,244
11,893
Just tried the new Bourbon BBQ brisket sandwich at Arby's, top tier as per usual.
 
  • 2Like
Reactions: 1 users
You must log in or register to reply here.