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Erronius

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God damnit, Taco Bell, I buy nearly $16 of your food...5 burritos (one is a GSB) and a taco...6 items for me to slather in hot sauce...and your fucking derps GIVE ME THREE ENTIRE PACKETS OF HOTSAUCE.

I found a few spare packets in the kitchen but it's still not remotely enough, you fucking fuckers. YOU GAVE ME HALF A PACKET PER ITEM, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL SHIT

Now my choices for supplemental hotsauce is Schiracha, Sambal Oelek, a bottle of Ghost Pepper sauce and a bottle of fucking Death Nectar. Now, I love me some Asian sauces but that shit doesn't go with tacos very well, so I might have to choose THE SAFER OPTION of using the ghost pepper sauce, because the Death Nectar is literally too hot for human consumption.

Fucking fuckity fuck.
 
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Juvarisx

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Erronius said:
God damnit, Taco Bell, I buy nearly $16 of your food...5 burritos (one is a GSB) and a taco...6 items for me to slather in hot sauce...and your fucking derps GIVE ME THREE ENTIRE PACKETS OF HOTSAUCE.

I found a few spare packets in the kitchen but it's still not remotely enough, you fucking fuckers. YOU GAVE ME HALF A PACKET PER ITEM, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL SHIT

Now my choices for supplemental hotsauce is Schiracha, Sambal Oelek, a bottle of Ghost Pepper sauce and a bottle of fucking Death Nectar. Now, I love me some Asian sauces but that shit doesn't go with tacos very well, so I might have to choose THE SAFER OPTION of using the ghost pepper sauce, because the Death Nectar is literally too hot for human consumption.

Fucking fuckity fuck.
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They sell the Diablo sauce at Target if thats the one you use
 
Harshaw

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Erronius said:
God damnit, Taco Bell, I buy nearly $16 of your food...5 burritos (one is a GSB) and a taco...6 items for me to slather in hot sauce...and your fucking derps GIVE ME THREE ENTIRE PACKETS OF HOTSAUCE.

I found a few spare packets in the kitchen but it's still not remotely enough, you fucking fuckers. YOU GAVE ME HALF A PACKET PER ITEM, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL SHIT

Now my choices for supplemental hotsauce is Schiracha, Sambal Oelek, a bottle of Ghost Pepper sauce and a bottle of fucking Death Nectar. Now, I love me some Asian sauces but that shit doesn't go with tacos very well, so I might have to choose THE SAFER OPTION of using the ghost pepper sauce, because the Death Nectar is literally too hot for human consumption.

Fucking fuckity fuck.
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Just get spicy ranch on everything!
 
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Fight

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Bro, I don’t ask it every time, but when i am real serious about my T Bell order and need a mountain of sauce, just ask the magic phrase “can i get a metric fuckton of hot sauce with that?” Never fails. One time the kid at the window just handed me the litteral box full of sauce packets. Must have been 5 lbs.
 
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Lanx

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Erronius said:
God damnit, Taco Bell, I buy nearly $16 of your food...5 burritos (one is a GSB) and a taco...6 items for me to slather in hot sauce...and your fucking derps GIVE ME THREE ENTIRE PACKETS OF HOTSAUCE.

I found a few spare packets in the kitchen but it's still not remotely enough, you fucking fuckers. YOU GAVE ME HALF A PACKET PER ITEM, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL SHIT

Now my choices for supplemental hotsauce is Schiracha, Sambal Oelek, a bottle of Ghost Pepper sauce and a bottle of fucking Death Nectar. Now, I love me some Asian sauces but that shit doesn't go with tacos very well, so I might have to choose THE SAFER OPTION of using the ghost pepper sauce, because the Death Nectar is literally too hot for human consumption.

Fucking fuckity fuck.
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Taco Bell Fire Sauce 7.5oz Bottles (pack of 3)

i have bottle of el yucateco for extra spice
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you can find this in walmart

also tapatio
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this has grown on me.
 
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PatrickStar

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Tapatio has a great viscosity. The perfect thickness for all foods. Runny sauce like Tabasco can go to hell.
 
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Soygen

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I had that McD's double quarter pounder smokehouse bacon burger this weekend and I gotta' say...that was the best McDonald's I think I've ever had.
 
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BrutulTM

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Tapatio and Cholula are both great, but for some reason Cholula costs like 10 times as much as Tapatio. Luckily this stuff is an exact copy of Cholula and sells at Tapatio prices.

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McCheese

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I had those McDonald's honey bbq chicken tenders the other night. I was riding passenger in a car, which is a rare occurence, so I thought I'd take the opportunity to get something that I could eat using a fork and knife instead of one-handed while driving.

I quite liked them. They were smothered in sauce, so much so that I was able to swipe each tender around and soak up extra to cover the exposed chicken after each bite. They reminded me of KFC's honey bbq boneless wings.
 
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pharmakos

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Harshaw said:
Just get spicy ranch on everything!
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I found a bottle of Taco Bell BAJA SAUCE (the stuff they got rid of and replaced with spicy ranch) at Walmart the other day

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It actually tastes pretty damn close to the old Baja sauce they had on the line. Totally worth a few bucks to buy a bottle. Been putting it on my keto taco slop bowls lately.
 
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Alex

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BrutulTM said:
Tapatio and Cholula are both great, but for some reason Cholula costs like 10 times as much as Tapatio. Luckily this stuff is an exact copy of Cholula and sells at Tapatio prices.

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Black label Valentina is the best fucking hot sauce. They also have a great lid design that allows the hot sauce to easily pour instead of the vigorous-shaking-to-get-a-few-drips design most have.
 
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Void

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Any of you with access to Jimboy's Tacos know where the real taco sauce is, amirite? Their tacos look like shit, but fuck are they amazing. Even moreso with the sauce on them.
 
Void

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This is what a Jimboy's taco looks like. That is parmesan cheese sprinkled on it. Heavenly.

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yimmien

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Fight said:
Bro, I don’t ask it every time, but when i am real serious about my T Bell order and need a mountain of sauce, just ask the magic phrase “can i get a metric fuckton of hot sauce with that?” Never fails. One time the kid at the window just handed me the litteral box full of sauce packets. Must have been 5 lbs.
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I pull this at chic fil a. "I realize I only ordered a mint shake for my wife, but I am going to need a large quantity of polynesian sauce, thanks." I end up with a bag of sauce to add to my assorted condiment box at home that includes all kinds of TB sauces, arbys, etc.
 
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Soygen

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Erronius said:
You want tacos that look like shit?

Deep fried and topped with powdered cheese.

Powdered. Cheese.


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WTF is this powdered cheese business? This is getting my inner Mexican pretty goddamn upset(though not quite at cottage cheese in a lasagna levels of upset).
 
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