The Fast Food Thread
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Conefed
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So apparently Arby's got rid of their steak. None told me this as I ordered the god-tier 3-cheese and it was fucking gross. steak replaced by rb and bbq sauce replaced by ranch. and the fuckers kept the price the same or increased. 9.94 for a reg combo. fuck them all to death.
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Chukzombi
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it depends heavily on what type of gargoyles are making them and if you are in close proximity to a bathroom.
Erronius
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Had to drive for work, stopped at Sonic for lunch. #3 meal with tots and 2 corn dogs.
Burger was ok. Bacon was somehow soggy. Tots...also not really crispy. I was sad.
But the corndogs were just right. I should have just bought $15 of corn dogs and called it good.
Burger was ok. Bacon was somehow soggy. Tots...also not really crispy. I was sad.
But the corndogs were just right. I should have just bought $15 of corn dogs and called it good.
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Lanx
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orgasmic good? no, but consistently a good fry every time? yes
If you find the right mcdees w/ a bombass clean fryer and spot on timing (where they actually care about the fry timers instead of just hitting stop and ignoring)...
amazing, chik fil a waffle fries will never beat that.
however, you can also have mcdees manned by cousin slowpoke
chik fil a will always give you a good crispy fry, never soggy, never old.
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So I have been out in Nashville all week and Monday I met up with an acquaintance and she wanted to his up this Thai place. I am a fan of Thai food so I am down we go hit up up and of course like many Thai places you can request how hot shit is. It goes from 1-5 with 3 being very clear it's fucking hot. So I go with a 3 and it's fucking great Red Curry with Chicken and it's burning enough to clear my sinuses, and I am throwing back ice teas.
Well this fat bitch at another table comes in and wants to order a 4 the Thai waitress is like no you no like I give you a 2, but this fat bitch wants to argue. Waitress explains again "Lady you not Thai, 4 too hot" this exchange goes back and forth about 5 minutes or so. Waitress gives in orders a 4 for the fat bitch. Food comes fat bitch takes one bite fucking damn near chokes on it, can't eat it because it's too hot.
P.S. Curry is awesome, also why do most women only order Pad Thai?
Well this fat bitch at another table comes in and wants to order a 4 the Thai waitress is like no you no like I give you a 2, but this fat bitch wants to argue. Waitress explains again "Lady you not Thai, 4 too hot" this exchange goes back and forth about 5 minutes or so. Waitress gives in orders a 4 for the fat bitch. Food comes fat bitch takes one bite fucking damn near chokes on it, can't eat it because it's too hot.
P.S. Curry is awesome, also why do most women only order Pad Thai?
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Lanx
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cuz pad thai is number 1 on the menu and it's "safe"So I have been out in Nashville all week and Monday I met up with an acquaintance and she wanted to his up this Thai place. I am a fan of Thai food so I am down we go hit up up and of course like many Thai places you can request how hot shit is. It goes from 1-5 with 3 being very clear it's fucking hot. So I go with a 3 and it's fucking great Red Curry with Chicken and it's burning enough to clear my sinuses, and I am throwing back ice teas.
Well this fat bitch at another table comes in and wants to order a 4 the Thai waitress is like no you no like I give you a 2, but this fat bitch wants to argue. Waitress explains again "Lady you not Thai, 4 too hot" this exchange goes back and forth about 5 minutes or so. Waitress gives in orders a 4 for the fat bitch. Food comes fat bitch takes one bite fucking damn near chokes on it, can't eat it because it's too hot.
P.S. Curry is awesome, also why do most women only order Pad Thai?
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Crone
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Ask them to make them well done, and they come out extra crispy, usually with a few that are even crunchy. It's freakin' amazing.
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Lanx
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Better yet fuck the waffle fries and just order 2 sandwiches. Holy shit I am a genius.
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It will do this. Nothing says I ate Thai food like needing to take a shit but not wanting to because you already went 3 times and you know it's going to burn.
Lanx
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did you goto the one that looked like it was built out of a trailer home?So I have been out in Nashville all week and Monday I met up with an acquaintance and she wanted to his up this Thai place. I am a fan of Thai food so I am down we go hit up up and of course like many Thai places you can request how hot shit is. It goes from 1-5 with 3 being very clear it's fucking hot. So I go with a 3 and it's fucking great Red Curry with Chicken and it's burning enough to clear my sinuses, and I am throwing back ice teas.
Well this fat bitch at another table comes in and wants to order a 4 the Thai waitress is like no you no like I give you a 2, but this fat bitch wants to argue. Waitress explains again "Lady you not Thai, 4 too hot" this exchange goes back and forth about 5 minutes or so. Waitress gives in orders a 4 for the fat bitch. Food comes fat bitch takes one bite fucking damn near chokes on it, can't eat it because it's too hot.
P.S. Curry is awesome, also why do most women only order Pad Thai?
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I guess there are a few of them that look like that. I think this was suppose to be an old KFC.
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I ate at a Thai place that had a secret Thai person only menu but we were a bunch of white guys and they liked us so I ate stuff like banana blossom salad and exploded catfish curry and yes, the shits were horrific but the food was amazing. And agreed, never order pad Thai.
Erronius
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I pulled that stunt in Thailand, and it knocked me on my ass. I think I've told the story before, but I was in legit distress.So I have been out in Nashville all week and Monday I met up with an acquaintance and she wanted to his up this Thai place. I am a fan of Thai food so I am down we go hit up up and of course like many Thai places you can request how hot shit is. It goes from 1-5 with 3 being very clear it's fucking hot. So I go with a 3 and it's fucking great Red Curry with Chicken and it's burning enough to clear my sinuses, and I am throwing back ice teas.
Well this fat bitch at another table comes in and wants to order a 4 the Thai waitress is like no you no like I give you a 2, but this fat bitch wants to argue. Waitress explains again "Lady you not Thai, 4 too hot" this exchange goes back and forth about 5 minutes or so. Waitress gives in orders a 4 for the fat bitch. Food comes fat bitch takes one bite fucking damn near chokes on it, can't eat it because it's too hot.
P.S. Curry is awesome, also why do most women only order Pad Thai?
I still wonder if every time I ordered something, as a farang, they toned down what I ordered everywhere I went, or if everyday Thai food isn't all that hot unless they feel like it. Because up until that point, traveling around trying local places, it wasn't unbearably hot. But when I got cocky and asked for it? Fuuuuuck
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