The Fast Food Thread

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Noodleface

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Definitely fresh bk fries or bust. I like their fries but their old fries are the worst of any fast food place ever.
 

Soygen

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I tried these and they're alright but suuuuuuper expensive. That container you posted cost 8.99 here. Claussen is half that
Yeah, they are pricey. I got them on a BOGO deal at Publix, but I doubt I'd pay when not on sale.
 

Hekotat

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I wanted to get a Angry Whopper today, realized the closest BK is like 30 miles away. FUCKERS.
 

Khane

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I wanted to get an Angry Whopper today too, but the last time I had the local BK I got food poisoning so not risking it.
 

Void

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Burger King onion rings have the supernatural ability to stay around in my digestive system for days. They taste wonderful, the best of any chain, but I will be burping them up for well over 24 hours. With the amount that I shit, I can't fathom how it is even possible to still taste onion rings two days later.

I will have to try that angry whopper, but I hate mayo. So someone tell me if the angry sauce is mayo-based, or if I can just order it without mayo and be fine. Yes, I'm a pussy, I know it. I sincerely wish that I didn't dislike any foods, and I've grown to like (or at least tolerate) many that I previously hated, but some things (mayo and sour cream topping the list) I will just never be able to get over.
 

Ritley

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Burger King fries are awful, but their onion rings aren’t much better. They need to just offer hash rounds with lunch combos
 

Ritley

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On the subject of BK, anyone else have trouble with the app? Recently it never fucking works, always errors out at pretty much every step
 

Alex

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These spicy pickles are really good, but they are also stupid expensive.

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McCheese

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I was recently introduced to Oh Snap! pickled products. They use little-to-no brine, so they're awesome for getting your pickle on while driving. I've tried all the varieties, and these are my favorites. They're also stupid expensive of course.

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pharmakos

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Why has no one ever made a savory cheese flavored beverage? Like milk shake consistency but cheesy and salty instead of sweet.