The Fast Food Thread

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Xevy

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There is fancy pizza that definitely tastes better, but unless you're flying in fucking prosciutto from Italy every morning or some shit, the hike in price is just to gauge upper middle-class dummies. Like these fucking pizzas take 3 dollars to make, but you're charging $28+ for them? Fuck right off. There are usually righteous places that realize this and make fucking great pizza for like 2 dollars more than shit tier Pizza hut and almost 1/2 the price of the elitist places. Those are your sweethearts. Patron them often and make sure to buy a bunch of extra shit to keep their profit margins bumping.
 
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Armadon

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I have no problem paying 30 bucks for a large deep dish from Giordanos. Takes me 3 days to eat the whole thing.
 
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Lanx

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If anyone tries the new pan pizza from Pizza hut drop a line or two here and let us know what you think
a LOT better than the old shit.

it "feels" like they went heavier on the sauce(or it has a tang?), but it's all around crispier

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having a cold slice, it feels "greasier" and not the good kind (i know good greasy cheese, thats when the moz is so good you have that thin layer of oil)

no this was greasy bread... no good cold
 
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joz123

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The only place I spend 20+ on a pizza is Grimaldis. Their buffalo chicken pizza is really good.
 

Harshaw

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a LOT better than the old shit.

it "feels" like they went heavier on the sauce(or it has a tang?), but it's all around crispier

*edit
having a cold slice, it feels "greasier" and not the good kind (i know good greasy cheese, thats when the moz is so good you have that thin layer of oil)

no this was greasy bread... no good cold

It's the grease from the pan so it don't stick.
 

BoozeCube

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Erronius

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I had a few pieces of crab-rangoon pizza on Friday night. Wasn't that bad.
 
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Conefed

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Random McDonald's had an international menu. Photo looked like quarter pounder with Mac sauce, bacon, white cheese, and onion straws. It was dark and I just ate it driving. It was dang bad. I'll do more research, but it rang up as McBacon Extreme. I want to save others
 

Slithum

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Grand McExtreme Bacon Burger, hailing from Spain. You can order it as a single or double, and it's topped with Gouda cheese, applewood smoked bacon, slivered onions, and "McBacon sauce", Miami Herald reports. The sauce is apparently a mix of bacon jam and mayo

it tastes weird most likely the gouda
 

Noodleface

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Just got a wendy's spicy chicken and the breading was soggy. This is the first time I've ever been betrayed by this sandwich ever
 
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Alex

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One time I ordered a spicy chicken sandwich and the bread was so burnt it was black on spots. It was terrible.
 

Soygen

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Just got a wendy's spicy chicken and the breading was soggy. This is the first time I've ever been betrayed by this sandwich ever
Little known fact, but the quality of Wendy's seems to vary from location to location.
 
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McShrimp

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Next you're gonna say that all pizza tastes the sa.....oh, that was last page.

Good to see this thread never changes.
 
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