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It's not that I don't like yeast donuts, but damn, I just don't like Krispy Kreme anymore.

The old places are a treasure. There's just no comparison. This is just a random place from Chicago that I found through GIS, and that's what I'm talking about


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Fogel

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Yeah, its all done in factories now. I worked at one for about a year, need to start frying at 3-5 pm the day before so they can get delivered by 5 am. So if you buy a donut at Dunkin, best case scenario its already been sitting around for 12~ hours, and thats if you went super early. Forget about lunch/dinner time.
 
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It's not that I don't like yeast donuts, but damn, I just don't like Krispy Kreme anymore.

The old places are a treasure. There's just no comparison. This is just a random place from Chicago that I found through GIS, and that's what I'm talking about


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The main problem is most yeast donuts come from sysco and they all taste like it.
 
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Blue Star donuts up here in the Northwest have pretty good donuts but at $3-4 a piece it's not the same. Took a dozen home to the wife and it was $45. It's like the pizza discussion. It wasn't triple the price better than a grocery store or dunkin.

All donuts taste the same.
 
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Fogel

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Blue Star donuts up here in the Northwest have pretty good donuts but at $3-4 a piece it's not the same. Took a dozen home to the wife and it was $45. It's like the pizza discussion. It wasn't triple the price better than a grocery store or dunkin.

All donuts taste the same.

4 dollars a donut? Do they sprinkle it with gold or at least give you a blow job on the way out if you buy a dozen?
 
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What a tasty little bug.

4 bucks is crazy for a donut. The ones I posted Friday were like 2 bucks or so. Still pricey but worth it. To compare them to Dunkin is like trying to compare tofu to a prime grade ribeye. Dunkin is not even a donut by comparison.
 
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Erronius

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I bought a metric fuckton of spicy sausage and cheese on Thursday, coming back from another service call.

Should I abuse my butthole, or not?


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Crone

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4 dollars a donut? Do they sprinkle it with gold or at least give you a blow job on the way out if you buy a dozen?
What a tasty little bug.

4 bucks is crazy for a donut. The ones I posted Friday were like 2 bucks or so. Still pricey but worth it. To compare them to Dunkin is like trying to compare tofu to a prime grade ribeye. Dunkin is not even a donut by comparison.
Yea, well, it's Portland I guess? Same shit happens in Seattle. They had cake and the other kind. Tried a few of them, and of course they are good, but all too fancy almost to really ever consider buying more than 1 at a time as a special treat?
 
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It's not that I don't like yeast donuts, but damn, I just don't like Krispy Kreme anymore.

The old places are a treasure. There's just no comparison. This is just a random place from Chicago that I found through GIS, and that's what I'm talking about


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Old Fashioned had the best apple fritters of all time. Haven’t been there in forever. Roseland is decidedly not white person territory.
 
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