The Fast Food Thread
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
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Noodleface
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chaos
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I love those biscuits. The texture reminds me of a regional place in Texas called Grandy's. I remember the food being amazing, but it's probably just nostalgia and really it's all garbage. But specifically their biscuits are like regular sized versions of the Chik-Fil-A mini biscuits. So fucking good.
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TJT
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The usual American inventor strategy is to eat 90% of something and claim this or that was wrong with it to fish for discounts and what have you. Eating all of it and then simply saying, "lol I'm not paying for this you false advertising assholes." Is just absurd. White collar dine and dash?
Noodleface
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McCheese
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I don't believe a restaurant manager would let a guy eat his meal, refuse to pay, and just walk out. I've seen people try that on more than one occasion and each time the police were called and forced the person to pay. Granted, that was in a lower income area and at Olive Garden, so maybe a fancier restaurant would be different. 99% sure troll.
Metalhead
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Noodleface
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Alasliasolonik
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Noodleface
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Alasliasolonik
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pharmakos
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I knew it for sure at the end when he wrote:
"It’s now the next day and I’m starting to think I didn’t handle the situation as well as I could have (I could have probably just asked for a discount)."
LiquidDeath
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This is not just nostalgia. Grandy's was all over OK and TX and their biscuits were top-tier. You knew that going in because they were still serving all you can eat fried chicken livers and gizzards well into the early 2000's. They were the real deal and it is sad that they are all gone now.
chaos
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Google is still showing about 40 of them still open. Get some of that double chicken fried steak action!
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Kiroy
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and/or you can go on yelp and see pictures of what the meals look like
story is fake or the dude is retarded trash scum of the highest caliber
BrutulTM
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Fuck restaurants that charge a lot for a tiny amount of food because they tell you some bullshit about the family of immigrant black farmers that massaged your vegetables by hand daily and you are supposed to take a bite an pretend that you have never had anything so amazing, but also fuck anyone who goes to a place like that and then throws a fit and leaves without paying. Don't go to those restaurants, but if you do go to them without doing research, don't be an asshole about it. You are the one that didn't do your homework.
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