The Fast Food Thread

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pharmakos

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The bigger Taco Bell sauce travesty is the loss of Baja Sauce and it's replacement with the inferior Spicy Ranch.
 
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brekk

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It’s volcano sauce tacos or bust. All of their rattlesnake, reaper, bullshit marketing sucks fat donkey cock.



The bigger Taco Bell sauce travesty is the loss of Baja Sauce and it's replacement with the inferior Spicy Ranch.

God I miss my Baja Chalupas, best I do now is regular Chalupas, no sour cream, add creamy jalepeno. For anyone that didn't know Creamy Jalepeno is the sauce in quesadillas, and I add it to almost everything at taco bell. It really improves the basic tacos that come in every combo.
 
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Crone

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Chik fil a breakfast is happening this morning! Got up early for it and everything. Taking it into work though to make everyone jealous!
 
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Void

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Was out and about yesterday and decided to pick up a Bacon QP from McDonald's. Ordered it through the app ($1 off - McD app sucks again lately), with custom ingredients so it is fresh and new, and they literally cannot mis-hear me at the speaker or something. Got halfway through eating it before I realized they got it perfectly right (which is always a surprise bonus)...but left off the motherfucking bacon!

Not worth making a stink for the extra dollar the bacon one costs, but that was my whole purpose in going there in the first place! The app deal was even specific to the bacon one, it wouldn't have worked on a normal QP! Not even worth my time to email them and get a free one or something. But apparently worth me typing up here? Maybe I need to review my priorities!

/rustled
 

Noodleface

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Going to Mohegan sun Saturday to meet a dude I've been talking to online for 20 years (daily now). The best part is we all decided for chick fila for dinner
 

Alex

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Was out and about yesterday and decided to pick up a Bacon QP from McDonald's. Ordered it through the app ($1 off - McD app sucks again lately), with custom ingredients so it is fresh and new, and they literally cannot mis-hear me at the speaker or something. Got halfway through eating it before I realized they got it perfectly right (which is always a surprise bonus)...but left off the motherfucking bacon!

Not worth making a stink for the extra dollar the bacon one costs, but that was my whole purpose in going there in the first place! The app deal was even specific to the bacon one, it wouldn't have worked on a normal QP! Not even worth my time to email them and get a free one or something. But apparently worth me typing up here? Maybe I need to review my priorities!

/rustled

Honestly probably for the best. Fast food bacon is the saddest form of bacon in existence. To the point that I think beyond the classic JBC, it detracts from the overall experience of most fast food burgers.
 

Alex

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I know the vegan part of this will cause backlash, but these have a very nice spice level. Full of flavor.

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Szeth

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See I thought those tasted like absolutely nothing. One of my best friends is Vegan and he agrees with me.
 

Alex

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Really? These aren't omg spicy but for a mass produced snack they're on-point. I just wish we would get regular fucking snacks in our office. Just because we're in SF I guess we're obligated to get Brussels sprout chips and shit.
 

Void

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Vegan is bad enough, but fucking probiotic?? Is that even possible? I'm not an expert, but I always assumed that probiotic "stuff" had to come in foods with fairly short expiration dates, like yogurt. And certainly not in something that is touted as dragon breath hot.

Jesus, I just looked at the bottom. It is like they put every fucking hipster checkmark item they could on that fucking package! I'm shocked they didn't call them "Artisan" as well.
 

Lanx

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Vegan is bad enough, but fucking probiotic?? Is that even possible? I'm not an expert, but I always assumed that probiotic "stuff" had to come in foods with fairly short expiration dates, like yogurt. And certainly not in something that is touted as dragon breath hot.

Jesus, I just looked at the bottom. It is like they put every fucking hipster checkmark item they could on that fucking package! I'm shocked they didn't call them "Artisan" as well.
they chose aa side tho

they chose to be kosher and stand with the jews instead of being halal and siding with the goat fuckers
 
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pharmakos

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God I miss my Baja Chalupas, best I do now is regular Chalupas, no sour cream, add creamy jalepeno. For anyone that didn't know Creamy Jalepeno is the sauce in quesadillas, and I add it to almost everything at taco bell. It really improves the basic tacos that come in every combo.

You miss Baja Chalupas but do Creamy Jalapeno as a replacement? Interesting. Spicy Ranch isn't as good as Baja was, but it's closer to Baja than Creamy Jalapeno is. Creamy Jalapeno doesn't work for me on the bread-ier TBell items, for some reason. So it's out on Chalupas.
 

brekk

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Going to Mohegan sun Saturday to meet a dude I've been talking to online for 20 years (daily now). The best part is we all decided for chick fila for dinner

There are so many better food options at the casinos.

I was contemplating going to Foxwoods Saturday night for bingo in AC for 4 hours.
 

Noodleface

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There are so many better food options at the casinos.

I was contemplating going to Foxwoods Saturday night for bingo in AC for 4 hours.
Oh yeah, I know haha. I've been there a few times. Well probably hit up Carlos bakery after
 

Alex

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There's a local casino that's, unsurprisingly, mad Filipino. The food is so fucking good. Honestly it's a main driver of going there. That and all these drunk old Asians that are very loose with their money.
 

Erronius

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I don't go to casinos very often.

Last time I went locally, I ended up being surrounded by Asians at roulette, all dropping serious chips while I'm playing minimum.

I actually ended up leaving after a while out of sheer embarrassment and just cashed out, LOL. No fucking idea where they got the money from. They were dressed 'normal' but they weren't fucking playing around.
 

Fogel

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Asians are nuts when it comes to gambling. I worked for a bookie part time for a couple years and fuckers in a small no name town were dropping 4-5 digits on NFL preseason games ffs.
 
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Lanx

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Oh yeah, I know haha. I've been there a few times. Well probably hit up Carlos bakery after
fuck carlos bakery

i bought a "bake a cake" class w/ wife there once, it was learning how to use fondont on a cake, that sounds awesome.

shit was, they gave us a 9x12 cake, and premade fondont to roll out and layer on the cake.

at least the cake tasted "ok"