The Fast Food Thread
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Synj
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I was at the water park with our kids yesterday and ordered two hot dogs, chicken tendies, hamburger, two fries and drinks, was like $40. It was a shit show and I waited like 20 minutes for our food. They were also out of ketchup at the pumping station so I asked the girl if they had ketchup packs and she said no, she'd have someone fill the ketchup in just a minute and tried to shoo me off, but I didn't move, I've seen the brush off before.
She looked at me kind of annoyed that I wasn't getting out of the order line and said, the ketchups back there. I said, no it's not, but I'll wait here until someone brings it out.
And then I just stood there like a fucking hero.
My order is not complete until I have everything I need to enjoy my meal and it better fucking be timely or you're doing it over.
Also: the food wasn't bad for water park food. The end.
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Fucker
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You aren't wrong. I know a guy who owns 4-5 pizza joints that he built up from scratch a long time ago. He says he hates every second of every day now because of his employees and his customers. He can't sell the restaurants because they are now in Nogville, and the already poor slate of applicants is horrible because the only people who want to work in Nogville are complete scum.
I quit going to McDonalds because the food got worse, and the success rate on filling the orders was 50%. How fucking hard is it to look at a screen and put a few things between two bits of bread, then put in a bag with some potato looking things and hand it over?
By far the worst sort of scum I ever encountered are Door Dash drivers. These are the people that got kicked off of Uber, then got kicked off of Lyft, then got fired from all the local taxi services, and then got run out of the supermarket delivery services. I got an order last week that was 45 minutes late on a 10 minute drive. All they have to do is go to point A to pick up food and get it to point B in a timely manner. They can't even manage that most of the time. Anyway, this driver was tall, ugly, and cripplingly corpulent. She was out of breath when she got to the door, and immediately started in with the excuses. I her to shut up and leave. I called DD, and told them to block her from delivering future orders. They gave me a refund, but you know DD are losing their asses on human dog shit because they eat the cost of the refund...not the drivers.
I won't see her again, not because I had her blocked, but I've never seen the same DD driver twice. I think they drive for a few days and quit once they realize they can't make any money by being lazy.
This is what she looked like. As for what she smelled like? Imagine feet that have never been washed and you get the idea. I would have thrown the meal away if it wasn't securely wrapped at the restaurant.
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This would be true if it were teens at the drivethrus but these are just pure apathetic adults who have just given up on life. Fast food is a shitty indulgence that is already already unhealthy and more expensive than it should be, when you add in dog shit tier customer service from a cunt who can barely speak broken English because she would rather speak Spanish or Ebonics and can’t even manage to fullfil basic orders, like seriously you can go to McDonalds and order a #1 and they will fuck it up, I can only imagine the pain in the ass it is for people who request adjustments on their meals. Of you ordered a chicken sandwich with no Mayo? Well you had better get used to wiping that shit off because Tameeka don’t give no fucks.
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Those food delivery services like Door Dash have started to be nothing but bad experiences for me as well. While I haven’t had a hamplanet monstrosity deliver I have had my food get delievered like an hour late like that, or just inexplicably canceled. I have also heard enough horror stories from online reviews about them eating parts of people’s orders while delivering them. I mean look at said picture you linked there is no way that sausage fingered cunt isn’t going to eat a couple of your fries on the way.
The pay is so little though that I would imagine it’s almost impossible to find any decent people to do the job. Also once they moved away from flat delivery fees to like a 15% of the total fee on top of a flat rate the convenience doesn’t justify the cost at all. Which leads to people not tipping which further exacerbated the problem of finding drivers.
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The cancellations are drivers lazing out and keeping the food...they even joke about it online. They are all too stupid to realize that they represent DD, and bad service reflects on the next driver. They also complain about people in nice neighborhoods not tipping well. Ya fucking think? Maybe because we understand the value of our money and won't take shit service at all? Enjoy your $0 tip.
Alex
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Beyond Facebook, I think every social media channel is CEO'ed by a millennial
Airbnb
Postmates
Lyft
Practically all the autonomous driving companies that are about to put truck drivers out of the job
Founders of Venmo (though they sold it to PayPal)
Yelp
Tinder
Dude running Uber now is older but the guy that started it was in the appropriate age range
Spotify
Dropbox
WhatsApp
Kickstarter
Seriously practically every Bay Area company that's taken the world by storm in some way in the past 10 years. Most people use at least seven of those above daily.
Hell a huge chunk of this forum's demographic are millennials.
Airbnb
Postmates
Lyft
Practically all the autonomous driving companies that are about to put truck drivers out of the job
Founders of Venmo (though they sold it to PayPal)
Yelp
Tinder
Dude running Uber now is older but the guy that started it was in the appropriate age range
Spotify
Dropbox
Kickstarter
Seriously practically every Bay Area company that's taken the world by storm in some way in the past 10 years. Most people use at least seven of those above daily.
Hell a huge chunk of this forum's demographic are millennials.
Noodleface
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I'm 35 and I'm considered a millenial. It's not just "young people that annoy you"
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Lanx
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yea, why are the ppl i've seen do door dash big fat ppl? i've never ordered, but i've seen at least 3 ppl do a pickup order and they have an insulated bag, i'm pretty much assuming these are DD ppl, they come in the door wheezing, huffing and puffing.
Noodleface
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They make less than minimum wage unless they live in a big city and can get a lot of orders flying. Even then.. it's not much. I assume it's because the fatties can't work a regular job without getting out of breath.
I've never used the service. I don't even trust Pizza delivery guys that work at the actual shops, no way I'm trusting some random moblin to handle my food.
I've never used the service. I don't even trust Pizza delivery guys that work at the actual shops, no way I'm trusting some random moblin to handle my food.
OU Ariakas
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Lanx
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you could sit alone at this tiny place
Dol Ho Restaurant · 808 Pacific Ave, San Francisco, CA 94133, United States
★★★★☆ · Dim sum restaurant
old person place with legit slow dim sum, get the pork and rice.