The Fast Food Thread
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Lanx
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i did say they were too spicy for joe smoe white guy, mainly b/c i think the breading sticks to the roof of your mouth longer, so you get more spicy time.
Khane
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Spicy food that isn't capsaicin extract stupidity is usually delicious because natural chili peppers are really delicious. Wendy's spicy nuggets aren't even really chili pepper hot, they are black pepper hot. You boys are sad.
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Regime
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surrendered.
Falstaff
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Went to McDonalds and tried the spicy bbq glazed chicken tenders. They are pretty messy so they give you a knife and fork. Glad I asked for ranch to dip because they were pretty devoid of flavor and spice. Basically tenders with McD's bbq sauce on them... 3/10 would not order again.
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pharmakos
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Arby's owner Inspire Brands buys Jimmy John's
Jimmy John's reached $2.1 billion in sales in 2018.
When I read the article I Googled Inspire Brands because I was curious who else they own. On their Wikipedia page they list Buffalo Wild Wings, Rusty Taco, and Sonic Drive-In.
At which point I went -- wait a second, what the fuck is a Rusty Taco? That sounds like a sex act! How have I never heard of this place before? And they list it before Sonic even? I don't think I've even seen anyone here talk about it
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Lanx
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sounds like an insult to a woman on menopauseArby's owner Inspire Brands buys Jimmy John's
Jimmy John's reached $2.1 billion in sales in 2018.www.cnbc.com
When I read the article I Googled Inspire Brands because I was curious who else they own. On their Wikipedia page they list Buffalo Wild Wings, Rusty Taco, and Sonic Drive-In.
At which point I went -- wait a second, what the fuck is a Rusty Taco? That sounds like a sex act! How have I never heard of this place before? And they list it before Sonic even? I don't think I've even seen anyone here talk about it
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Synj
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Intrinsic
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Was testing some equipment at a vendor facility today and they catered in Chick-fil-A and I tried to answer the age old question of “How much free Chick-fil-A is too much free Chick-fil-A?”
Ate so many nuggets those nerds were scared. And when I buy them I only get a 6 piece.
Ate so many nuggets those nerds were scared. And when I buy them I only get a 6 piece.
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Conefed
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Intermittent fattening
Bacon King vs. Pretzel Double
Two drinks to pretend ordering for two, but also because I wanted both. Ordered inside to drink while cooking.
Bacon King: It's as good as they say. 6.5/10
Pretzel: Bread was waxy and mustard was too sharp. However, mustard vs. mayo is an age old flavor battle. I'm team mayo and thus Bacon King is clear winner. While i rate this as barely worth time at 4.5/10, team mustard may have the ratings flipped. With that said, the bun is waxy.
Bacon King vs. Pretzel Double
Two drinks to pretend ordering for two, but also because I wanted both. Ordered inside to drink while cooking.
Bacon King: It's as good as they say. 6.5/10
Pretzel: Bread was waxy and mustard was too sharp. However, mustard vs. mayo is an age old flavor battle. I'm team mayo and thus Bacon King is clear winner. While i rate this as barely worth time at 4.5/10, team mustard may have the ratings flipped. With that said, the bun is waxy.
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Xarpolis
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We must have some giants on this board. I see the order sheet from
Erronius
and I'm in awe. I'm a big guy, but that's a meal that not even my myself, my wife, and our two kids could tackle. Most of it would be left on the table. That's damn impressive. I feel like I need to up my game, but I'm already fat enough at 230lbs, even if I am 6'4.
Erronius
and I'm in awe. I'm a big guy, but that's a meal that not even my myself, my wife, and our two kids could tackle. Most of it would be left on the table. That's damn impressive. I feel like I need to up my game, but I'm already fat enough at 230lbs, even if I am 6'4.- 2
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Fight
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You made me go back and examine the evidence. What the actual fuck indeed. That is a meal for 3-4 people.
- 3 Sandwiches
- 20 Nuggets
- Large Fries
- Large Drink
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