The Fast Food Thread

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Or find one run by old people. Retired people work at some of the ones around me. You get Wendy's made by your grandmother essentially. Let that sink in for a minute.
Look bro, I doubt my Grandma knows how to work the Meat Gun or the Fry-o-lator. I'd be scared as shit to see what monstrocity came out of a modern day fast food kitchen with my Grandma at the wheel.

She'd probably even put pickles on my burger... I'd be so pissed. Old ladies fuck this kinda stuff up way too often.
 

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Went to Wendy's yesterday and tried a tuscan spicy chicken sandwich. It was pretty good. Using "fancy" greens was a nice change and I liked the special sauce/mayo they put on it. Would eat again.
Got this on Sunday and it was really good.
 

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Anyway, I'm eating one right now. For $1 I got it in pan form. Fuck this thing is delicious.
Papa Murphys pan pizza is my absolutely favorite pan pizza. They did an amazing job with the crust, it's the perfect combo of thick yet still soft & somewhat crunchy. It's damn good.
 

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I've never had a Papa Murphy's pizza. I just looked up the closest one, and it's about a 40 minute drive. So I went to Casey's.
 

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I don't trust pizza made by an Irishman.

The closest one to me is a 6.5 hour drive.
 

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We had a Papa Murphy's here. It did a huge amount of business. Then it closed. No warning, open one day and completely gone the next. No idea what happened.

We have to be at four separate locations for sports events tonight. We've decided to get fast food for dinner. Probably going to be Subway, but considering taking the family to Taco Bell. Maybe Subway. We'll see how the mood of the crowd swings.
 

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We had a Papa Murphy's here. It did a huge amount of business. Then it closed. No warning, open one day and completely gone the next. No idea what happened.
Maybe someone wrote "you should stop having sex with men, you owe it to your children" on one of the pizza boxes and the customer complained and got a huge reward and the parent company took away that franchisee's tag.
 

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We had a Papa Murphy's here. It did a huge amount of business. Then it closed. No warning, open one day and completely gone the next. No idea what happened.

We have to be at four separate locations for sports events tonight. We've decided to get fast food for dinner. Probably going to be Subway, but considering taking the family to Taco Bell. Maybe Subway. We'll see how the mood of the crowd swings.
Is the weather good? Go picnic style: Buy (or make) a big sammich or two at the grocery store, a couple bags of chips, and find a place to sit and eat at one of the sporting events.

Subway... meh.
 

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Maybe someone wrote "you should stop having sex with men, you owe it to your children" on one of the pizza boxes and the customer complained and got a huge reward and the parent company took away that franchisee's tag.
You should probably stop having sex with men. I think you owe it to yourself.
 

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Bros..

Bros..

I was so hot from yard work yesterday that I cooked some burgers and bought a Baja Blast. It was nectar from the gods. I have never had such a delicious drink.
 

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You should probably stop having sex with men. I think you owe it to yourself.
For someone who goes championing homosexuality everywhere you seem to be saying that in a bit of a derogatory fashion sir. I thought it was a legitimate reason for a place to close down abruptly in Indiana seeing as that is just your average, run of the mill, bad service in that area, so we're told.
 

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For someone who goes championing homosexuality everywhere you seem to be saying that in a bit of a derogatory fashion sir. I thought it was a legitimate reason for a place to close down abruptly in Indiana seeing as that is just your average, run of the mill, bad service in that area, so we're told.
Clearly you were being 100% serious when you said it. Obviously I was being just as serious when I replied.

Please, continue to take everything here very seriously.
 

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I was so hot from yard work yesterday that I cooked some burgers and bought a Baja Blast. It was nectar from the gods. I have never had such a delicious drink.
Now you are coming around!! I knew you would Noodlebro. Good job.

I'll chime in on Papa Murphy's pan pizza. Damn good, and amazing!!

Although I'll be honest, I'm not a huge fan of most of their pizza for some reason. Most of the specialties have too much on them, and the simple ones, just are... odd. Something about the flavor!
 

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I think it's nice the wife let you use her Kenmore grill.
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I swear one of the best purchases I ever made was a good pair of spring loaded tongs. I think I got the OXO Good Grips ones. I should probably get another pair. They're seriously so fucking amazing. I never thought I'd say that about fucking tongs, but man...