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Guessing it's probably only MD/VA. Old Bay is a Maryland thing. I did at least land some of that Old Bay hot sauce. Some customer at my family's shipping store came in and was shipping a load of bottles of it to his friends. Apparently he had some friend at McCormick that hooked him up and he had some extras to sell us. Shit's delicious. Now I just need my parents to ship me up some crab cakes again to dunk it on.


yeah its a VA/DC/MD thing
 

Malakriss

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As per a random post on the internet:
For everyone asking, he was sentenced to 60 days in prison and a mental evaluation. He was also fined $1000 and charged with 120 hours community service. The girl was not harmed, just startled by the attack, and still works there. The girl he kicked on the way out (not shown) is fine too! This was all over not having straws available by the soda machine, which is a new Tampa law where straws are only available per request to help the environment.
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Here is DC we get paper straws that disintegrate in your mouth like Pop rocks.
 
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They were banned here in Oregon as well, where I've been working for the last 5 months. (Eugene), and McDonald's will ask if you want a straw, as they are handing it to you. They don't give a fuck. Lol
 

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Here is DC we get paper straws that disintegrate in your mouth like Pop rocks.

We have them here too. Feels like you're sucking on a spitball.

I was shocked with joy when the Costco food court gave me an actual plastic straw last week.
 
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Sitting here thinking of what to eat for dinner, and have lots of options around me, including Uber Eats or DoorDash, and all I can think is maybe I'll walk a block down the street and get McDonald's. Sometimes you just gotta have them nuggs!
 
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They just opened up a casino down the road from me and their food court is the bomb. Tried the Pho and it was awesome and the wannabe chipotle is better then chipotle for the same price and bigger.
 
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Part of me is fairly certain that guy was autistic. He deserved to get his head kicked in though
 
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I still maintain that 5 Guys' fries are vastly underrated, but their burgers are definitely overrated.
People say this, but they taste like dirt to me. There's a local place that makes fries that look the same way and those taste even dirtier to me, so it must be the style. at least 5 Guys beat out that other place.
That kind of fry also ages super fast. they must be piping fresh for any goodness at all
 

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Shamrock McFlurry is god tier

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Perv, taking pictures of a virgin ketchup cup that hasn't been deflowered.
 
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