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So I just went to a nearby McDonalds for a frap. There's a disgusting homeless jogger with no mask on in the lobby. Not one employee told the guy to put on a mask or leave so I let the guy know he should wear one (I always wear a mask everywhere). He flips out calling me white and cracker. I tell the cashier I just want to order something but he smelled like shit and was at the cashier window doing nothing. I get my drink and the homeless dude starts saying I would get shot for telling him he needs to wear a mask. I tell the manager whats going on and the jogger behind the counter tells me not to antagonize the homeless jogger not wearing a mask. I get escorted out since the homeless jogger is blocking the exit and still yelling at me. Reported this shit to their corporate office.

Fuck McDonalds for good. Never going back.
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Falstaff

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So I just went to a nearby McDonalds for a frap. There's a disgusting homeless jogger with no mask on in the lobby. Not one employee told the guy to put on a mask or leave so I let the guy know he should wear one (I always wear a mask everywhere). He flips out calling me white and cracker. I tell the cashier I just want to order something but he smelled like shit and was at the cashier window doing nothing. I get my drink and the homeless dude starts saying I would get shot for telling him he needs to wear a mask. I tell the manager whats going on and the jogger behind the counter tells me not to antagonize the homeless jogger not wearing a mask. I get escorted out since the homeless jogger is blocking the exit and still yelling at me. Reported this shit to their corporate office.

Fuck McDonalds for good. Never going back.
Had to read first sentence three times.
 
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Intrinsic

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Went to Arbys to get a Jalapeno Bacon Chicken wrap thing. Got home and they gave me some chicken salad wrap. Shit had grapes and apples in. Almost ordered a Pepperoni Magnifico from Marco's just to make up for it.
 
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Sludig

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So I just went to a nearby McDonalds for a frap. There's a disgusting homeless jogger with no mask on in the lobby. Not one employee told the guy to put on a mask or leave so I let the guy know he should wear one (I always wear a mask everywhere). He flips out calling me white and cracker. I tell the cashier I just want to order something but he smelled like shit and was at the cashier window doing nothing. I get my drink and the homeless dude starts saying I would get shot for telling him he needs to wear a mask. I tell the manager whats going on and the jogger behind the counter tells me not to antagonize the homeless jogger not wearing a mask. I get escorted out since the homeless jogger is blocking the exit and still yelling at me. Reported this shit to their corporate office.

Fuck McDonalds for good. Never going back.

Shut up karen.
 
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Kirun

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So I just went to a nearby McDonalds for a frap. There's a disgusting homeless jogger with no mask on in the lobby. Not one employee told the guy to put on a mask or leave so I let the guy know he should wear one (I always wear a mask everywhere). He flips out calling me white and cracker. I tell the cashier I just want to order something but he smelled like shit and was at the cashier window doing nothing. I get my drink and the homeless dude starts saying I would get shot for telling him he needs to wear a mask. I tell the manager whats going on and the jogger behind the counter tells me not to antagonize the homeless jogger not wearing a mask. I get escorted out since the homeless jogger is blocking the exit and still yelling at me. Reported this shit to their corporate office.

Fuck McDonalds for good. Never going back.
I hope somebody doxxed you at the McDonald's for yelling at a black man, Karen.
 
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BoozeCube

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So I just went to a nearby McDonalds for a frap. There's a disgusting homeless jogger with no mask on in the lobby. Not one employee told the guy to put on a mask or leave so I let the guy know he should wear one (I always wear a mask everywhere). He flips out calling me white and cracker. I tell the cashier I just want to order something but he smelled like shit and was at the cashier window doing nothing. I get my drink and the homeless dude starts saying I would get shot for telling him he needs to wear a mask. I tell the manager whats going on and the jogger behind the counter tells me not to antagonize the homeless jogger not wearing a mask. I get escorted out since the homeless jogger is blocking the exit and still yelling at me. Reported this shit to their corporate office.

Fuck McDonalds for good. Never going back.

This is a pretty decent LARP, but seriously do you honestly expect a homeless man to wear a hoax flu chin diaper to make you feel better?
 
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These are amazing.
 
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Araxen

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Wal-Mart Frozen Potato Wedges are just as good as the fast food places especially if you have a convection oven. Heat up the oven to 415 degree's and cook them for 25 -30 minutes. Perfection! They are $2 for a 2lb bag on top of it.
 
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Sludig

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There's a I think new crush soda - grapefruit.

Wonderfully tingly without being overpowering bitter like a actual raw grapefruit. Going to destroy so much titos mixed with this.
 

LiquidDeath

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Wal-Mart Frozen Potato Wedges are just as good as the fast food places especially if you have a convection oven. Heat up the oven to 415 degree's and cook them for 25 -30 minutes. Perfection! They are $2 for a 2lb bag on top of it.

Walmart's Seasoned Fries are the same way. 1.88 a bag here in OK and they are fantastic if you crisp them in a convection oven (or use the crinkled foil method).
 
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Harshaw

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There's a I think new crush soda - grapefruit.

Wonderfully tingly without being overpowering bitter like a actual raw grapefruit. Going to destroy so much titos mixed with this.
Pretty sure not new. I might be thinking of Fanta though. Either way it's good stuff.