The Fast Food Thread

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Xevy

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I microwave my DQ cakes for about 20 seconds so they're almost ice cream soup.
 
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Crone

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I microwave my DQ cakes for about 20 seconds so they're almost ice cream soup.
You fucking heathen. My wife does this same thing with ice cream, she will leave it out for a while before getting her bowl. WTF!
 
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a_skeleton_05

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You fucking heathen. My wife does this same thing with ice cream, she will leave it out for a while before getting her bowl. WTF!
Teach her to take a spoon and stir the fuck out of it until it's softserve. It's the best way to eat a bowl of ice-cream.
 
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Regime

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So good
 
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TJT

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Eating challenges are disgusting and you should only feel shame if you watch them.
 
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I ended up with a free pizza delivered from pizza hut. Forgot how disgusting they were and ended up trashing it. Maybe it's better in other regions, but down in texas pizza hut is literally as bad or possibly worse than little ceaser's hot and readies.

I've been impressed with heinz's line of no bs stuff they've been putting out lately. Their simple ketchup is pretty good, so when I saw this I had to try it. Surprisingly legit mayo. Heinz has been winning me over lately with their real line.

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Araxen

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Little Ceasar's cheese tastes like cheese at least while Pizza Hut's doesn't. I believe their cheese is like 90% grease + 10% cheese.
 
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Furry

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Fuck.. I've seen 4-6 man teams fail on this pizza. She does it solo.



I'm kinda skeptical with the huge number of times she wipes her face with those napkins after chewing bites with no clear sign of swallowing.
 
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Harshaw

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I'm kinda skeptical with the huge number of times she wipes her face with those napkins after chewing bites with no clear sign of swallowing.

No she can eat dude. I've seen a couple of her vids. She's not competetive eater fast, but she can legit put away the pounds.


Eating challenges are disgusting and you should only feel shame if you watch them.


I don't watch them too often, it's more an amazement factor for me. I mainy started watching some of them cuz of Matt Stonie and Randy Santel. That's where I saw Raina. They just keep randomly popping up in my feed because I do watch food reviews on YT.
 

BrutulTM

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Fuck.. I've seen 4-6 man teams fail on this pizza. She does it solo.



That's impressive but here's Molly Schuyler casually eating one that's 50% larger in the same amount of time. I swear she is not human.



Eating challenges are disgusting and you should only feel shame if you watch them.

I find this post to be judgemental and very much against the spirit of the fast food thread. The only one who should feel shame is you.
 
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Sludig

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Some Goofy flavors at kings. I was on a mission and my garbage food calories were designated elderberry already so I didn't try them. But certainly was a wtf as I walked by.


Also a bit back I posted about a Mexican ice cream roll place that opened best me. Got the Avacado and it was shockingly good. Very mild but builds with almond and some kind of I think almond drizzle. I wrecked the $7 giant cup in no time. Equivalent to 4-5 scoops.

Only odd thing is as I finished it, I swear it was giving me a high almost, was getting like the feel good skin tingles. Was wierd.
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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Had these the other day. They're from Thailand.
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Great flavor and heat, plus dried chillies in the actual bag were delicious.
 
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Alex

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Some Goofy flavors at kings. I was on a mission and my garbage food calories were designated elderberry already so I didn't try them. But certainly was a wtf as I walked by.


Also a bit back I posted about a Mexican ice cream roll place that opened best me. Got the Avacado and it was shockingly good. Very mild but builds with almond and some kind of I think almond drizzle. I wrecked the $7 giant cup in no time. Equivalent to 4-5 scoops.

Only iddthing is as I finished it, I swear it was giving me a high almost, was getting like the feel good skin tingles. Was wierd.

I would fuck with that pepper and manchego.
 

Hekotat

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Some Goofy flavors at kings. I was on a mission and my garbage food calories were designated elderberry already so I didn't try them. But certainly was a wtf as I walked by.


Also a bit back I posted about a Mexican ice cream roll place that opened best me. Got the Avacado and it was shockingly good. Very mild but builds with almond and some kind of I think almond drizzle. I wrecked the $7 giant cup in no time. Equivalent to 4-5 scoops.

Only odd thing is as I finished it, I swear it was giving me a high almost, was getting like the feel good skin tingles. Was wierd.

Those Fresno Pepper and Manchango are amazing. I tried some of those crazy flavors last weekend and forgot to post about them here. The Smoked Gouda and Garlic were great with Frito's cheese dip.

These flavors can be found at Kroger as well.
 
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