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I always order pizza from this local place and it is amazing, great flavor and crust. My wife, basically being McCheese in drag, never wants it and always wants Little Caesar's or Pizza Hut. But I persist. So today I am thinking I have eaten well for a while, time to treat myself a little. But I have this mad craving for a thin crust and/or stuffed crust from pizza hu t. And cheese sticks. Tight tight tight. AS I AM FUCKING ORDERING my wife regales me with her new pizza hipster philosophy and says that the local place is the only pizza she can eat anymore. Bitches, man. So I get no shitbird pizza. Love is over.
 
Xevy

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I want to go do a Louis CK style "bang bang" with McCheese.

And no, that's not gay stuff. Well, unless one of the restaurants is vegan.
 
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chaos_sl said:
I always order pizza from this local place and it is amazing, great flavor and crust. My wife, basically being McCheese in drag, never wants it and always wants Little Caesar's or Pizza Hut. But I persist. So today I am thinking I have eaten well for a while, time to treat myself a little. But I have this mad craving for a thin crust and/or stuffed crust from pizza hu t. And cheese sticks. Tight tight tight. AS I AM FUCKING ORDERING my wife regales me with her new pizza hipster philosophy and says that the local place is the only pizza she can eat anymore. Bitches, man. So I get no shitbird pizza. Love is over.
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Bitches love cats and pizza, just make her this:
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This is 'Cajun Goop' (Chili Cheese Etouffee). It's unbelievably good and that whole plate costs like 7 dollars.
 
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I had 5 onions (I made onion rings) last night and I felt pretty sick afterward. Kind of like acid or something in my stomach. My urine smelled absolutely awful all day today, but my stomach is starting to recover.

I was down at the National Harbor today and I tried a wide variety of Mike & Ike flavors at the Peep Store. It had been a while since I'd had Mike & Ikes, and I had forgotten how delicious they are. I stopped at the grocery store and picked up a box of tropical and a box of mixed berry flavors. I definitely prefer the mixed berry.
 
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I want to congratulate you guys on making this the funniest thread on RR lately, keep it rolling.


Also, fucking home made cool whip hipster faggots.
 
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McCheese_sl said:
I had 5 onions (I made onion rings) last night and I felt pretty sick afterward. Kind of like acid or something in my stomach. My urine smelled absolutely awful all day today, but my stomach is starting to recover.

I was down at the National Harbor today and I tried a wide variety of Mike & Ike flavors at the Peep Store. It had been a while since I'd had Mike & Ikes, and I had forgotten how delicious they are. I stopped at the grocery store and picked up a box of tropical and a box of mixed berry flavors. I definitely prefer the mixed berry.
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Did you make 5 onions worth of rings?
 
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McCheese, did you dip the onion rings in something too?
 
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McCheese_sl said:
I had 5 onions (I made onion rings) last night and I felt pretty sick afterward. Kind of like acid or something in my stomach. My urine smelled absolutely awful all day today, but my stomach is starting to recover.
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Damn bro 5 onions takes some serious commitment. I'll recommend picking up some Green Machine juice at the supermarket to offset the ass-fuckery you put your stomach through with that much oil and batter.

It's 3 bucks sure, but it helps you get away with turning your stomach into a garbage disposal.
 
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